roots ripped

basically “wig snatched” on steroids. Used to express EXTREME excitement when someone has done something amazing/shocking. Totally taken aback.

“I just saw the ‘Thank U, Next’ music video. Roots ripped.”

by oblivicn December 3, 2018

Scooby Doo on the Mug Root Beer

When a Scooby Doo is on a Mug Root Beer

SCOOBY DOO ON THE MUG ROOT BEER

by Monsieur Rizzman August 15, 2024

King for Root

When a red headed man with a thousand yard stare, let’s call him ‘James’ for this hypothetical example, is touched inappropriately by an indirect family member

Long time no see my beautiful nephew, how about some king for root?

by onlineman May 8, 2022

Renee root

A total bitch who no one likes

Quit being a Renee Root

by lordofmemes50 March 27, 2019

Root pooty

Hot Latino daddy who loves to stink up the joint with his booty. He loves to fart and poop, and has alot of fans who love it too!

Brian: Phew! It smells like Root Pooty was in this room! Break out the air freshener.

Tyler: Nah! Let's enjoy those stinky latino farts for a while!

by dopey white guy December 1, 2023

Root beer float

When 6 gay guys take turns shitting into a bathtub full of water then proceed to fuck eachother while swimming in it

"I had a good root beer float with the boys last night"

by Marmadue March 31, 2023

Root

The slang term for "Penis" commonly used/heard in rural parts of Western New Brunswick, Canada. Alternatively called the "Bird" as well. Used mostly by local hillbillies to casually and crudely describe either their own penis or their friend's. Origin is unknown, though locals say it stems from the possible lack of collective IQ points in this specific rural region due to lack of Federal funding to rural areas.

1. "Don't pull out yer' dirty fuckin root there, bud! It's broad daylight! What are ya? A Goof?"

2. "Buddy in the locker room said I had a real big root hangin' off me, I ain't gay but I'm takin' that as a compliment fer sure!"

by anonymous July 16, 2024