magic beer

When you are at a bar and your near empty beer is magically replaced by a full beer. The person who replaces said beer is either someone buying you an unrequested drink or a friendly bartender

- I set my beer down for like two seconds and *tada* magic beer

- I hadn't planned on having another round but I got a magic beer

by Broken_lunchbox January 11, 2009

Day Beers

A bit like normal beers, except you have them during the day

Why don't we take a wonder in around lunchtime and get a couple of day beers?

by A.Anon January 28, 2013

Beer Equity

Man law that states that, in a defined group of men, you may not order a new beer until every man in that group has finished their drink.

Dude, finish your drink; Beer equity says I can't get a new one until you finish yours.

by Mister Macabre April 1, 2011

Beer talk

False enthusiasm created by a heightened sense of happiness from being inebriated.

Andrew: So bike ride Wednesday no bullshit?

Jake: Is that beer talk? lol

by D-Giggs November 4, 2015

Beer Ponce

Someone who enjoys (and will go to great lengths to seek out) real/craft beer at the expense of substandard, mass-produced fayre. They will often denigrate popular beer brands and judge the character of a person based on the ales they drink.

"Don't get Big Steve a Carlsberg - he's a beer ponce and will think you're a generic knobhead. He'll get apoplectic if you unironically say 'Carlsberg is probably the best beer in the world' - so get a pint of that 'Monk's Relish' porter instead"

by theslaughterhouseblog December 28, 2019

Shower Beer

A beer drink whilst having a shower. Useful for pre-loading, but also great for sexy time; combining the awesomeness of shower sex with the delicious taste of beer.

Girl: come join me for a shower beer?
Guy: I am there, with my beer.

by Katie P's Marky Mark May 4, 2019

Beer Mug

When two males clash the tips of their penises together at simultaneous orgasm, causing the illusion of two full beer mugs being hit together causing foam to splash out.

Male#1: HEY! I think I saw Lance Armstrong riding his bike back there on the road.... I'm going to go back and try to talk to him.

Male#2: Got a man crush on lancey poo? Why don't you go beer mug with him.

by knockout9019 September 8, 2009