pot noodle

to stay in and have a wank on a saturday afternoon

"What did u do over the weekend?"
"this and that, bit of a pot noodle"

by win-co-fo February 6, 2003

poop noodle

Its what comes out of your pee hole after you bang a butt....with poo in it.

"man i had to squeeze a huge poop noodle out after banging that chick's butt last night!"

by Juggern00b June 30, 2012

Chunky Noodles

The nick name given to the crappy Miami Heat forward Antoine Walker for his poor conditioning and love for Campbell's Chunky Noodle soup!

1. Commentator 1: Chunky Noodles for 3... and airball.
Commentator 2: He almost hit the rim that time.

2. Commentator 1: J-Will passes to Walker. Walker stops and looks for someone to pass it to. Looks...looks...still looking...aaand... heeee.....throws it away. That's Chunky Noodles for ya!
Commentator 2: I'm surprised his fat ass was even out there. Did he really pass his conditioning test?

by Alex 122 October 17, 2007

boob noodle

Noun; A piece of pasta that has fallen into a woman's chest cleavage.

"Oh no, my piece of macaroni fell down my shirt, you want it?"
"Eeww NO! Why would i want your boob noodle?"

by Tucker Sampson May 18, 2008

moody noodles

Noodles with a slight attitude problem, and a fluffy booty. One who also loves to make fun of randomly squeaky voices and reading names incorrectly *AKA* Mrs. Spree Ender

Get those moody noodles out of my Elephunk album!

by Inexcess July 11, 2006

The Ramen Noodle

When you are lieing on your stomach with your pants pulled down and your penis between your legs. While the girl lies behind you giving you a blowjob with a finger in your butt.
Originated in Waterloo Ontario from a student at Laurier University.

Yo last night my girl gave me the best Ramen Noodle.
Did you hear about Michael last night getting the Ramen Noodle.

by JLZ96 April 4, 2017

noodle wax

A Blow job

yo, that dime just gave me a noodle wax

by G-Dub Code name June 5, 2004