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Leon winson

He likes to masturbate to turtles for no reason because he is spineless
by ballsma420 March 6, 2022
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Leon

A man among men, the man behind the armenian genocide. He is always dressed very well and has a nice car. He is also a huge James Bond fan and is in love with Ana de Armas. A very nice person and cool friend.
Hi Leon,
Hello there have you seen the new Ana de Armas post?

(He then flexes his James Bond watch)
by DietBeer May 2, 2022
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Leon McCall

Leon McCall is the worlds best striker and theres no doubt about it. if leon is on your team your team will most definitely thrash any other teams 8-0! and hes got a giant cock
Friend: oi mate we won 8-0 last game
me: no way! i bet leon mccall scored all of them

Friend: of course he did!
by JOHJKLUuusmandembele February 1, 2023
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A Leon is a True King.

Girls will like him, and much more after they get his attention. He is powerful, wild, mostly long haired and just a bit over average attactive. But thats ok. He doesnt like the sun. He is cool, also spiritedly and likes lazy shady freetime. Guys well fear him until he starts to become a real man. To survive: Obey. Or become a friend of a Leon,
so u'll be safe and sound. He thinks a lot and cares a lot about the people next to him.
You CAN like him. May he is adorable to u. May hes not. Even if he is kinda... speacial and annoying sometimes. He just feels kinda lonely, so he likes it to laugh about weird things, his own bad jokes or a... "unique" situation. But remember: he is a true leader. He will be soft. Or not. Your Choise. He knows both. If ur unlucky he shows you his dark side. Also think back to the old days of Kings. Monogamy is not his nature. Think back to the boring tv documentaions u saw. Dont miss the border of his territory. Just dont make him angry. Feel safe. And dont forget: he is just a man. He will make mistakes. May help him. MIAU MOTHERFCKER! :3
>Should I join him? I definitly can not make him happy. He seems cute. Why no one vote him as our leader?
>Oh, Leon already is. Even if Max is the official KIng. Just be a nice girl to him like the others. You can find him next to his girls and enemys, in the shadows next to the sun. He is the long-haired fearful boy with the soft deep voice. U see him? He just plays with 'em. Go to him and join the game. Have fun. Dont worry. Those twilighted shadows are too afraid of him and his friends.
by Rex Dracula January 17, 2017
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A Small human being often found rummaging around gyms for 1.25kg plates. Renowned for their inability to rerack waits and not use Performance Enhancers although their body clearly could do with "Enhancing"
Wow, that guy trains so much yet he looks like a Leon.
by FSGremlin February 26, 2021
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The sexy guy in town.
Leon often has long hair and everybody wants him. He is the type of guy that does´nt want anyone but everyone wants him.
Smoking weed a little bit to much and could do better in school.
He has the great body that everybody wants. Not just his six-pack, his large penis is the legend.
" I wish I had a boyfriend like Leon"

" Damn that body tho"
by Erik Saade December 12, 2016
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