Almond Joy

The act of inserting ones genitals in their lovers vagina when you're unable to go deeper.

Amanda wanted clinger to go deeper when he was already balls deep so he almond joy'd the shit out of her.

by Nate716 April 28, 2015

Joy Rieger

Israeli actress

Hi do u know Joy Rieger?
Sure! She’s an actress

by Liakarnishabat January 21, 2022

Actual joy

The euphoric feeling you get when you realize you’ve actually seen your long-distance friend or partner.

Memories suddenly start coming to your mind, and that’a great feeling.

Oi, you’ve SEEN them!

It usually comes right after post-meeting depression.

«Just saw the photo we took yesterday. Can’t wait to see you again!»
«That’s actual joy, heh?»

by uovo July 17, 2020

Hunter Joy

When you’re on a date and driving around with an annoying girl and want to get rid of her. So you stop at a store, send her inside to buy something, Then drive away abandoning her.

Yeah she was not my type so I pulled a Hunter Joy

by Tj webb September 2, 2022

Almond Joy

When a person with a nut allergy sticks an almond way up in their asshole, causing their insides to swell and forcing them to have a bowel movement.

Jerry stuck an almond up his ass and shit his pants. He Almond Joy'd himself.

by Almond Jerry March 4, 2024

Joi

This is a gender-neutral person who doesn't give a complete shit about what you have to say to them. They are independent, brutally honest and somewhat attractive (if you know what I mean *eyebrow raise*). If you ask them to be honest, they will be honest. Don't get mad at them for telling the truth either or your face will be black and blue. A downright hot Aquarius who literally will say no if you ask for them to step on you. Don't make them mad or else... I warned you :). They might be shy at first but then they will show their true colors. Basically they are the shy person in the class that is a hidden sex-obsessed person. Become their girlfriend/boyfriend/lover and see what I'm trying to say. They want whatever sexy genitalia you are hiding in your clothes. Easily gets baby fever and reads fanfiction because they just want to be loved.

Jessica: Oh my god, Joi was too honest.
Brittany: What did they say?
Jessica: My dress looked liked dirty newspaper and paperclips.
Brittany: You asked for their damn opinion so shut the fuck up!

Random Guy/Girl/Person: Can you please just step on me Joi?
Joi: No... Just No

Joi: Gurl, that looks ugly as hell, please put that in the garbage!
Patrice: I might as well just burn it then, damn!
Joi: That's even better!

David: I should've never asked for your opinion if I knew you were going to be mean about it.
Joi: Boy please! You asked for my honest opinion and I gave it to you! You get what you get and you don't get upset!
David: *speechless*

Joi: I want to suck your dick real quick if that's okay.
Frank: Uh...sure, why not.

Joi: You...Me...Bed...Now
Alexandra: What?

Greg: My lover, Joi just asked if we could make a baby.
Ethan: What did you do to make her say that?
Greg: I showed her a tiktok of a cute baby and now she wants one.
Ethan: SHEEEESH, welp can't help you there... see ya later.

Grace: What are you reading?
Joi: Fanfiction.
Grace: HUH?!

by SparesomePUSSYma'am December 4, 2021

Almond Joy

When you use coconut oil as lube for anal then go ass to mouth

I got drunk last night and gave Dalton the old Almond Joy.

by Bee721 April 30, 2024