by Kissthis69 May 26, 2021
Get the Bacon mustachemug. by Hawksinger November 1, 2019
Get the Minnesota Mustachemug. Contrary to popular belief, mustaches lay and hatch from eggs. They sit on top of their eggs until the baby mustaches hatch. That's why you can't see a mustache egg. Then there's a mustache with food particles stuck to it that the person wearing it is unaware of. This can also be sported on the top lip of a person who has no facial hair. This is different than a mustache egg and is not to be confused with one, despite the name of it. This is called an Egg McMustache. An Egg McMustache (a term built around the Egg McMuffin) is also a fun thing to order at McDonald's to go with a two-piece Chicken McNutsack which is a term built around the famous Chicken McNuggets.
"In regards to mustache eggs, these people didn't hear my order correctly. I ordered an Egg McMustache and they gave me an Egg McMuffin instead. They told me that eggs don't even have mustaches. No, but mustaches have eggs. Where do you think baby mustaches come from? I want a refund!"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 6, 2023
Get the Mustache Eggsmug. It’s the name for any liquor that mixes into the system of any low life thief. You can usually smell it as if it were dripping from a white trash mustache. You usually have 100% proof that they did it while they believe they are a drunk ninja.
by 696dfsdnkg March 1, 2020
Get the 100 Proof Mustachemug. When someone shaves your face to look like a monkey tail. It requires facial hair like a chinstrap and a mustache that is able to connect to the bottom of the face.
Created by Ma Dukes.
Created by Ma Dukes.
by Sir Prize69 January 16, 2014
Get the monkey mustachemug. by mehbehreh April 29, 2016
Get the mustache mouthmug. When you get played for a pickle by a tranny when you go to eat them out and end up with balls on your lip
by jeff medrala November 25, 2019
Get the Turkish Mustachemug.