Muddy Carpet 

When the male places his smooth family jewels inside of his partners warm birth canal, while making sweet love to her pudding maker at the same time.

Dude, me and the ladyfriend were fucking nasty last night. She creamed herself when I gave her the muddy carpet.

Muddy Carpet by TehPath December 23, 2006

muddy butt skipper

someone that like to skip to and lick dirty ass butt cover in shit.

a guy going around just licking a dirty ass and making it clean the going to do it agian to another person that makes them a muddy butt skipper

muddy butt skipper by ckkiller22 March 4, 2011

Muddy Puddle 

An act where male/female cum is inserted inside the anus as the owner of the anus defecates. This results in a muddy puddle. Can be used as a noun or a verb depending on the sentence.

"I wanna muddy puddle her so bad."
"He's gonna get a muddy puddle."

Muddy Puddle by Vaginalover6996 June 23, 2017

mandy rose 

Amanda Saccomanno (born July 18, 1991) is an American professional wrestler, television personality and former fitness and figure competitor currently signed to WWE under the ring name Mandy Rose, performing on their developmental territory NXT.
A bright star who oozes charisma & will one day BE THAT BITCH!

@mvndyroses: Damn bro, Mandy Rose is so cool!

mandy rose by JesusHimZelf September 28, 2017

Mundine 

From the Australian boxer: an experience which does not live up to expectations. He talked big but only lasted 96 seconds.

Girl # 1: how was the date? Girl#2: mundine

Mundine by Rijidij November 30, 2018

Muddy Beaver 

To go down on a girl while she's taking a shit.

We went to that Ethiopian restaurant and I spent all night on the shitter. Good thing Chad was kind enough to give me a muddy beaver.

Muddy Beaver by Capybara Madness February 7, 2010

Mindy Slate 

A fine ass girl that's the shizznit.

Sup Mindy, we go out later.

Mindy Slate by Dedifier October 14, 2003