muddy starfish

A shitty butthole

Did you do anal with Alexa?

Yeah she's got a muddy starfish and I had poop on my cock

by NOTashitrider April 10, 2023

muddy pj

When a man gets a blowjob after having anal and getting shit on their dick.

Bro last night this girl gave me a muddy pj after she shit on my dick and told me sorry.

by nayr4141 July 21, 2022

Muddy Cunty

Mud crickets in vagina with a lot of different diseases and can cause your dick diseases called maggot infestation.

You bitch big "muddy cunty"

by M-j-k May 28, 2019

Muddy Poon

Anything covered in mud that stank.

Your mom's muddy poon smelled like a Florida swamp.

by BRatedMovieZombie November 25, 2020

Muddy Hotpocket

The act of feeding your girl laxatives, corking her stinker and then stuffing an assortment of deli meats and cheeses inside her cunt before pounding her until she pops like a hot pocket in a microwave.

Brittany, I let Gavin give me a Muddy Hotpocket last night and now my box smells like thanksgiving at grams house.

by MissMonk April 19, 2021

Muddy Buddy

When a woman (or man) shits on your nuts during anal

Jessica’s dirty, she gave me a muddy buddy. I can’t lie I kind of liked it;)

by joegarc1 February 14, 2023

Muddy Buddy

When you take a Zyn and place it inside of a baggie of coke and shake it up, coating the Zyn in cocaine powder before you deck it.

Greg: *You down for a Muddy Buddy before we hit the slopes?*
Ryan: *Oh, absolutely. Imma be shaking like a Mexican Jumping Bean.*

by stinkmeanerinbetweenher February 09, 2024