Muddy Bidet

When you drop a fast heavy deuce and the toilet water splashes up into your ass crack.

I was so glad I found a clean restroom but the muddy bidet ruined it for me.

by Toooldforthis July 27, 2022

muddy rimjob

When the rimjob got a little more brown than it should.

“Yeah last weekend I gave Sam a muddy rimjob.”

by Lemonboolaiid March 15, 2024

Muddy Rope

The twin disciplines of buying thongs and not being remotely capable of wiping your arse.

Janine was the belle of the ball until she bent over, inadvertently subjecting the growing crowd to her muddy rope.

by FiveGuysFingered November 8, 2025

Muddy Puddle

To stomp shit down a shower drain

I just done a muddy puddle in the shower

by ULSTER IS IRISH YOOO March 30, 2023

muddy rat

a person of low repute that is only interested in his/her mundane position in the workplace, seeking to maintain the status-quo by oppressing other, more talented and charismatic workers

'watch your backs at work today guys, the muddy rats are out and hungry for excuses to make your lives miserable!'

by williamsoke January 20, 2010

Muddy Catfish

In the occasion of a dead cat gangbang it is common etiquette that the last partaker must suck on the cats orifice whilst the host hulk smash the cats stomach. This is the delicacy called a Muddy Catfish

We all had to draw straws for who would get that tasty Muddy Catfish

by Scrizzlefish March 22, 2017

muddy leaves

When boobs sag so much they might as well be touching the ground.

Bro 1: Bro look at those muddy leaves!
Bro 2: I know bro they're disgusting!

by School Shooter Supereme August 9, 2016