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Montana Dingo

Opposite of the G.O.A.T, the KC quarterback tried to act cool, but the defensive team could spot the Montana Dingo on the back side of his pants. They knew at the 2 minute warning he’d need a wardrobe change.
I think he pooped his pants. I can see the Montana Dingo.

The pressure is getting to him. That Montana Dingo is obvious.
by Dumpmonkey 10 January 30, 2022
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Montana haircut

When you're getting a beej and their meth pipe bowl singes your pubic hair.
Gummy Sue was was going at it like a malfunctioning hoover when her fun furnace slipped and singed my down there hair. Worst Montana haircut I've ever gotten.
by Nosnah February 21, 2021
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montana

montana is a lesbian she likes to have sexual intercourse with other monkeys. she likes to threaten people hat she will fart in their faces and give them pinkeye. Once i saw her licks the pavement and fuck a pole. She wants that pole ushy gushy fr.
"dont be like montana"
by Kathy lover April 25, 2023
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Montana missionary

Where a guy named gage/gaige gets sounded and pounded by two goth chicks with 13in strap ons
“Wow man I just had to goth chicks shove 13in strap one in my dick and ass Montana missionary style”-gage/gaige
by Sister do January 20, 2025
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Montana Coinpurse

The sexual act of taking a butterknife full of huckleberry jam and shoving it down your urethra
Yo. Me and my girlfriend just did a Montana Coinpurse.
What the fuck. Thats disgusting.
by MemesAreCancer May 18, 2020
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Montana Mullee Mule

When you constantly get ass fucked so hard by life your cries sound like the hee-haw of a baby mule.
My fantasy football team is a fucking Montana Mullee Mule
by John_doe_1018 July 24, 2023
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Montana

No fucking internet. But its a very beautiful state
Any data service ad: "we cover 90% of the US"
As i see the grey mass that is Montana
by FetusinVenus November 4, 2020
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