Montana T-Bird

When you’re so disgusted with the price of gas, you rub one out and blow your load all over a random gas pump just like the dirty girl she is

Dude, did you see how much diesel is? I was so pissed I gave it a Montana T-Bird. Let’s go Brandon.

by ElConquistador86 February 21, 2023

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montana pipeline

When a man shoves his dick into a woman's nose and then forces her to pick the shit out of her nose.

My girlfriend let me give her a Montana Pipeline

by Big Dick Papa Smurf October 4, 2017

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she's the most beautiful being on this earth. she is intelligent, caring, pretty, a good listener, loving, a good friend, and much more. she'll be there for you whenever you need her to be there. whenever you ask her for help, she would never hesitate to help you. many would say that she's wifey material. she's perfect.

person one: "montana is perfect for you. she's literally wifey material."
person two: "yeah i know. i love her so much"
person one: " i need someone like her."

by www.fuckdemkids.com June 30, 2022

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Fugville, Montana

Welcome to Fugville, the village of fuglies. Whether you are permanently fugly or "just in a slump", when you choose to enter the ville there is no going back. A village of where there is so much fugliness, yet there is so much beauty around us. Full of mountains and prairies, crazy wildlife, and elegant scenery, Fugville is the perfect place for getting stoned. We hope to see you soon:)

Welcome to Fugville, Montana; the ugliest town known to man.

My right hand is my best friend in Fugville.

by Mayor of Fugville March 16, 2016

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