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A dumb song made by no other than the turd himself Richard Filz and here's the lyrics

MONDAY
HERE WE GO
LETS START EASY
LETS START SLOW
If there was one thing I would hate it would be the Monday Body Percussion Warm up!
by Erex69 March 21, 2022
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That's what I said last Monday

A prickish statement brimming with undertones of adoration, playfulness and belonging often used in lieu of the longer and more appropriate: "That's what I so poorly tried to explain last Monday, but failed at when I got caught up in your smile. I am so impressed that you came to the same conclusion, if only you could see my smile instead of hearing the mumble of my foot in my mouth."
Her: *Heartfelt sentiment*

Him: "That's what I said last Monday"

<Mood is killed>

Her: "Who says that?"
by WhoIsthisIs November 2, 2009
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It's a Monday, Let's Have Some Fun

Easily the stupidest phrase ever used, popularized somewhat by an awkward YouTube video from which plagiarized variation(s) have come. Makes little to no sense, and, in normal conversation, comes across as a huge force
1 - "it's a Monday, let's have some fun"
2 - "I can't believe that kid just said that"
by Miiiike Jones September 13, 2012
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Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays

Something said by obnoxiously cheerfull bastards when someone is feeling tired and/or cranky. Mondays tend to be a horrible day since it's the first day of the working week. Made famous by the movie Office Space.
Peter Gibbons: Let me ask you something. When you come in on Monday, and you're not feelin' real well, does anyone ever say to you, "Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays"?
Lawrence: No. No, man. Shit, no, man. I believe you'd get your ass kicked sayin' something like that, man.
by Blomjenny December 7, 2007
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New York cock Exchange (black monday)

A great title for a porn franchise
Man I've seen some good porno in my day. .but you need to go check out new York cock Exchange (black monday) it's the best!
by Potentialwasted July 9, 2015
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Every Monday is National Boob Pic Day

Every Monday your Partner should send a Boob pic, So you wake up feeling happy and not stressed that there is the rest of the week left.
*Male*: Hey honey, its National Boob Pic Day!
*Female*: Oh, Okay!
*Female* Attached image.
*Male* : Thanks babe!
*Female*: Happy Every Monday is National Boob Pic Day
by Josh from school December 29, 2022
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When you realize you have school this Monday

When you realize you have school this Monday and it's no longer the weekend and you didn't prepare for school.
When you realize you have school this Monday.....
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
by TheAngryNerd June 7, 2019
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