moist boi

Any single alcoholic beverage

Yo, could you grab me a moist boi from the fridge?

by sraavo June 13, 2018

Moist Resolution

When a female becomes wet whilst watching the "Watermelon Sugar" music video by Harry Styles.

Background: I was watching the watermelon sugar video when I realized that it was all about eating pussy and not just about eating watermelon super aggressively. And the kicker is, I don't even like watermelon.

"Hey, bro my bitch came to a moist resolution whilst listening to Watermelon Sugar"

by AmySueDew July 24, 2021

Moist

Someone who is a retarded wetter

Oh yeh you see that guy in the park he's moist.

by Jsjjsjd September 21, 2018

moist doily

Insult: if someone is being intentionally foolish or incompetent to get out of having to complete a task. A very common behaviour among the youngest sibs.

"Beth, quit blowing bubbles with the dish soap and do the dishes. You're being a moist doily."

by \buffalo-brown May 6, 2020

moist geoff

A moist geoff is something that occurs when a male is sexually aroused in the work place, leaving an uncomfortable 'sticky end'.

Fuck me, have you seen Lucy's slutty white dress, gave me a right moist geoff that did.

by Slitherin the great December 18, 2013

Moist

something extremly dope ,lit , and awesome

did you see that honeycomb bong? that was moist ...

by KrizZtyLe March 19, 2020

moist

(Moist)
makes a moist sound like *smocssk smockchh shmø shmø* (try to use ur spit as well) and squeeze ur lips together

girl: -MMMM daddy whats that moist sound?

daddy hears the sound : *smocssk smockchh shmø shmø*

daddy answers: - thats just your moist pussy baby girl.
girl:- oo daddy MOOOOIST, MMMOOOOOOIST PUSSY.

by Slemmynem March 13, 2018