Midnight secret

When you you initiate sex with your partner by inserting your penis into them while they are asleep

Last night while my GF was asleep, I gave her my midnight secret

by Ssnott August 29, 2016

midnight creep

Stop by the bar or club late into the night to see if anyone worth talking to is out and ideally have sex.

I'm gonna roll by the club at 1230 for a midnight creep.

by maxx17 August 30, 2019

Midnight Fantasy

A beautifully curvaceous muse who is the inspiration for your wildest dreams and fantasies.

Man that girl was such a freak she's gonna be my midnight fantasy for years.

by Nicole Brigid December 9, 2008

Midnight shenanigans

"midnight shenanigans" a feeling or urge you get from midnight to 5am these urges include sudden rushes of energy, hornyness, wanting to do hella drugs, and being down for just about any type of crack head shit

"yo i feel them midnight shenanigans coming along nadia"
"Sit the fuck jazz"

by KI$$THEMOON April 28, 2020

midnight bird

hairy bird only comes out at midnight to 6am!

My whore got down on her knees licking my pants asked hows her midnight bird. Honey hairy going to rest tonight. Ahh how come? honey U sucked so long and hard last night he's now a Blue bird. Yep needs to rest tonight.

by itichie_nocanpo June 23, 2006

midnight roast

Oral sex with a women,to eat her pussy , at or around Midnight .

Ramone "Where were you man?"

Tarone " Home eatin midnight roast."

Ramone " Damn. Say haw fo de jaguar,baby."

Tarone " Das fo sho ."

by Kevin Fenderline December 6, 2006

Midnight Train

A gang bang involving a a girl and a bunch of bi-sexual or crazy straight guys putting there penises up each others butts in the form of a ho-train and each guy goes one by one taking turns on his best friend's sister. And you leave your socks and hats on.

Witz: Tom's sister was pretty good while we rocked her world with a midnight train.

Amelio: Ince, Ince, Ince

by Viva La Bitchin' April 29, 2009