Monkey In the Middle

When two white guys sandwich a fat black girl while she goes between them catching their ballsacks.

Last night we played monkey in the middle with Lizzo.

by Hardsocks19 February 15, 2023

Middle of the road

It's when someone can't decide if they are straight or gay.

"Dude, I slept over at Steve's place last night one thing led to another now I'm middle of the road."

by Dan'stheman March 30, 2010

Middle child

You are the mistake in the family. It’s because your disgusting mf ass dad thought it would be a great idea to skip the condom and then he decided not to fucking pull out because he is a deusch bag! And then your mom thought you looked cute and decided to have sex again and ASKED for another kid.

The middle child is the most annoying and can get away with any shit possible because no one recognizes them!

by Peephole genius June 14, 2020

Malcolm in the Middle

Verb: When three gay men engage in group sex. In this situation one man must act as "Malcolm" and situate himself in between the other two men.

Malcolm just got Malcolm in the Middle 'd by Reese and Dewey.

by CLlT October 30, 2015

middle eastern

when you hold the lip of the lighter and through at the ground making it explode

middle eastern that shit

by Master_Batter April 11, 2008

middle school

Most people are definiting "middle school" as a horrible place where you become emo. Well, that's a possibility, but middle school is easily the best few years of someone's life. You're too mature for the High School Musical obessors of elementary school but still too kiddie to lose your virigity. Well, for some people anyways. It's a transitioning time in our lives...let's face it, middle school is where you take your first puff of weed or your first relationship. It's a time to not be forgotten.

Middle school was some of the best years of my life.

by Nicxolelovesyou January 3, 2008

upper middle

a homosexual who doesnt just like recieveing anal intercource or giving it, however they like both at the same time.

Alen: Spencer are you a top or a bottom?
Spencer: I'm upper middle we are going to have to find someone else for this, I need to have 2 men at the same time, its the only way its gonna happen!

by Your bestest friend Anya May 27, 2006