by Butter3d March 03, 2018
A douchbag who thinks he is better than you. Doesnt do any sports and you do, calls YOU lazy, michael is just a fucking backstabbing gossiping cunt
by __the_truth_factor__ June 19, 2017
by Michael1278 November 06, 2018
The sexiest guy in the world and is much better then his other brother who's name also starts with a M. Michael is the best at sports and has a ugly brother. Michael also has a nick name which is Mikey. Michael is extremely sexy and every girl wants to be his girlfriend. Michael is good at every thing and is extreme and lives on the edge. But most of all he is SEXY
by Sammy6789 September 10, 2016
If a girl is called a michael she is most likely to have never had a boyfriend and looks like a fish. The fish she might look like is a pranah because she has a big mouth and could swallow anything. She has a huge mouth for sucking dick but her looks ruin it for her. You do not want to be called a Michael.
"This so true about the definition of michael"
by BeanerNIGHT February 28, 2010
1. I found the name Michael in the bible.
2. I found my name Michael under the word "loser" in the dictionary. Must be cuz I live at home at 36 and never had sex.
2. I found my name Michael under the word "loser" in the dictionary. Must be cuz I live at home at 36 and never had sex.
by Michael Todd Rehmeyerr March 12, 2009
Michael's have big forehead. They are able to grow old fast and since they grow fast they change their style a lot. They are the typical dad and uncle types. They are those typical people that play sport where you don't need to run for example they play golf. Golf is a very dad sport and michael's are made for golf. They are also really bad in bed. They always end up on the bottom and most of the time they don't fall in love with "girls". Michael's are very attractive to the same gender or known as boys. Michael's are mostly attracted to Pakistanis, Australians, Chinese or Arabs. They are also good with threesomes whether its gay or not.
Michael how's your gay threesome life going
Wow, your forehead is a Michael
Michael I'm never coming in bed with you ever again
Nah mate, that pitching wedge is not good
Wow, your forehead is a Michael
Michael I'm never coming in bed with you ever again
Nah mate, that pitching wedge is not good
by The Peoples February 12, 2019