michael

Gay man to friend: I'm going to go home and bugger my michael.
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Michael

One amazing guy, sexy and handsome, you can't get enough of him.
He makes you feel amazing. Can't stay mad at him, he makes you instantly fall in love.
I think I love Michael.
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Michael

A guy with a big dick who will make you cum in 3 seconds.
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michael

The sexiest guy in the world and is much better then his other brother who's name also starts with a M. Michael is the best at sports and has a ugly brother. Michael also has a nick name which is Mikey. Michael is extremely sexy and every girl wants to be his girlfriend. Michael is good at every thing and is extreme and lives on the edge. But most of all he is SEXY
Wow that Michael boy is sexy
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If a girl is called a michael she is most likely to have never had a boyfriend and looks like a fish. The fish she might look like is a pranah because she has a big mouth and could swallow anything. She has a huge mouth for sucking dick but her looks ruin it for her. You do not want to be called a Michael.
"This so true about the definition of michael"
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Michael

From the bible meaning he who is closest to God.

Also can mean huge loser.
1. I found the name Michael in the bible.

2. I found my name Michael under the word "loser" in the dictionary. Must be cuz I live at home at 36 and never had sex.
by Michael Todd Rehmeyerr October 30, 2008
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Michael

A little bitch who only has contact with human life twice a week
Michael is a faggot
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