max

a retarded retard that’s wears retarded cologne. he sucks dick and chews the tips off, free circumsision. if max is attracted to a girl her name has to be very feminine with a masculine nickname like, sam. he also is a rich play-boy that totally played two gays and a female by the name of all sam.

person one: max circumsized me and now i’m leaking jizz

by blobfishalberto July 17, 2019

Max

He is not a thicc boi he is slim

wow look at that max he is a loser

by plzboi March 2, 2018

Max

Max is one of the funniest people you've ever met. He's always cracking jokes around anyone at all times. He's a joker but he has a feminine side to him as well and likes to keep in touch with it. He can be annoying at times but overall a great guy

(Math class)
Guy: Uh, Max this girl came up to me toda-
Max: knock knock,
Guy: who's there?
Max: doctor

Guy: doctor who

Max& guy:🤣🤣🤣🤣

by xXKaWaIiKoAlAXx November 3, 2020

Max

Max’S are always blonde. They are mostly amazing at soccer and basketball but are great at all sports. He is kind of shy but everyone likes him. He makes stupid mistakes and is low key dumb as fuck. Max is a nigger

Damn look at that max

by Dheusux November 3, 2018

Max

An Asian with a small dick

Look at that loser max

by Dunkisaurus May 22, 2018

Max

A guy who is just there.

I hate max

by Crystal Wolf May 27, 2019

Max

Basically Max is just a nigger

When your saying the word max you saying the n word

by MAX SNACK May 14, 2018