mad legit

When something/someone is not just cool, but beyond cool.

Did you see the prototype this dude hacked together? It's mad legit.

by Dr. Dr. PhD May 12, 2020

Mad Piss

(slang) When you have to go pee really bad. So bad that you know that as soon as you whip out your penis or sit on the toilet (for the ladies), it's gonna start!

Yo bro, get F*** outta the washroom! I gotta take a mad piss!

by MyNameJeff3451 September 23, 2020

mad bars

when u have good rapping skills

yo man danny's got mad bars
fuckk i know

by studyhard69 May 14, 2016

Mad Maxin

To chill at a maximum level.

"What's good, Mang? What are you up to"

"Ah nothin just over here Mad Maxin, Bro."

by KungFu Hearn May 23, 2016

Mad cuddling

It means to have sex. Replaces Netflix and chill. Sex for a couple who are trying to sound intimate.

"Madison and I were mad cuddling all night long."
"Damn man u guys love each other that much?"
"What can you say man, it is true."

by Jjsmithy October 10, 2016

Mustache madness

When there's simply too much mustache to handle. If you can't handle the 'stache then get out of Missouri; the mustache capital.

The other week I was chilling in Missouri and I kissed my girlfriend and she complained about my mustache being sufficiently prickly. She claimed it was mustache madness! She was then escorted out of the state because she couldn't handle it.

by Ozzy Fosburn January 24, 2012

Mad Yock

A mad yock is a girl who tends to like a bit of cock in her. i.e. a slut or a whore

Jeeze that (girls name) is a mad yock, she has fucked 4 of my friends last week and she i stirred the porridge last night.

Sally: oh i was out on the pish last night and i seen terry who has the 10 inch cock on the dance floor

Kelly: i am frightened by guys with big cocks, last time i had an 8 incher i couldn't walk for a week,

Sally: well i couldn't resist. i went over like the biggest whore and put the moves on him and made him take me home and give me a good fucking in my ass and in my cunt.

Kelly: Fucking hell Sally you are a Mad Yock

by lovesdacock85 February 28, 2011