by Neil Alien August 10, 2009
Get the machine cuisinemug. A man or women who is extremely great at sex. If you know a ‘sex machine’ you are a very lucky person and you should definitely shag them!
by imAtASleepover May 31, 2018
Get the sex machinemug. Noun:
-Computer-;
or
-Any device with internet access and search capabilities
The term is commonly referenced when in need of information or settling a dispute.
PC, Mac, Laptop
-Computer-;
or
-Any device with internet access and search capabilities
The term is commonly referenced when in need of information or settling a dispute.
PC, Mac, Laptop
by wordbunbun November 6, 2011
Get the Truth Machinemug. by cherrieblossomzebra June 10, 2021
Get the farting machinemug. by G-shmeat June 25, 2019
Get the Boof Machinemug. Any type of online gaming device such as X-Box, PlayStation and PC. These devices suck the players into the games like a time machine thus losing hours of their lives by playing these online games. The “nerds” don’t even realize how much time they are spending on the games.
Hey have you seen John at all today? No, last thing I knew he was playing nerd machine.
Oh forget it, probably won’t see him for a while.
Oh forget it, probably won’t see him for a while.
by Invham December 22, 2021
Get the nerd machinemug. originated in the early 1920's, the sloot machine was derived from the word "sloot," an adjective used to describe a girl with promiscuous tendencies. Sloot machines love to get paid, laid, and fucked - but don't bother calling back, or they'll eat you up alive! Some of their hobbies include feeding the poor, hitting the stacks, and suckin' mad dick. They oftentimes demonstrate poor judgement and in many instances lack a proper sense of self-worth.
Many people mistake a sloot machine for your everyday sloot. The key difference here is the complete disregard for any sense of human decency or self-control at all exhibited by sloot machines. While sloots occasionally take a break from their slooty ways, sloot machines will never say no to dick, no matter the shape or size.
Many people mistake a sloot machine for your everyday sloot. The key difference here is the complete disregard for any sense of human decency or self-control at all exhibited by sloot machines. While sloots occasionally take a break from their slooty ways, sloot machines will never say no to dick, no matter the shape or size.
by ezraJ May 13, 2014
Get the sloot machinemug.