originated in the early 1920's, the sloot machine was derived from the word "sloot," an adjective used to describe a girl with promiscuous tendencies. Sloot machines love to get paid, laid, and fucked - but don't bother calling back, or they'll eat you up alive! Some of their hobbies include feeding the poor, hitting the stacks, and suckin' mad dick. They oftentimes demonstrate poor judgement and in many instances lack a proper sense of self-worth.
Many people mistake a sloot machine for your everyday sloot. The key difference here is the complete disregard for any sense of human decency or self-control at all exhibited by sloot machines. While sloots occasionally take a break from their slooty ways, sloot machines will never say no to dick, no matter the shape or size.
Many people mistake a sloot machine for your everyday sloot. The key difference here is the complete disregard for any sense of human decency or self-control at all exhibited by sloot machines. While sloots occasionally take a break from their slooty ways, sloot machines will never say no to dick, no matter the shape or size.
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A Reeves Machine is a machination whose only purpose is to harm, be it physically or otherwise.
The means through which a Reeves Machine harms are usually comedic and often parody some other harmless concept.
Coined after Michael Reeves on YouTube.
A Reeves Machine is a machination whose only purpose is to harm, be it physically or otherwise.
The means through which a Reeves Machine harms are usually comedic and often parody some other harmless concept.
Coined after Michael Reeves on YouTube.
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Suspicious Elmo Doll: You're a ▇▇▇!!
Elmo Doll Quality Control Specialist: "I see, this one is a Reeves Machine."
Michael Reeves: "Yes, it is. It is me, Michael Reeves, and you are offended. can you be no less?"
Suspicious Elmo Doll: You're a ▇▇▇!!
Elmo Doll Quality Control Specialist: "I see, this one is a Reeves Machine."
Michael Reeves: "Yes, it is. It is me, Michael Reeves, and you are offended. can you be no less?"
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