skinny mustache man

hitler but in a more casual sense.

that guy looks like skinny mustache man

by mike oxmal July 21, 2023

Columbian Milk Mustache

The act of ejaculating onto another person's upper lip to simulate a milk mustache.

"Nathaniel was so weird last night, he asked me for a Columbian Milk Mustache. Kinda weird, don't you think?"

by Claym0re March 23, 2025

Pussy Mustache

Noun: The leftover vaginal secretion above the upper lip after oral sex. This resembles the "Got Milk" mustaches, though it is a mustache from pussy juice.

Bro 1: "Dude, I ate her out like it was my lunch!"
Bro 2: "I can tell by your pussy mustache."

by Yekralem August 23, 2015

pearl mustache

The act of spreading ejaculate on someone's upper lip.

That girl was trash, she just wanted some dick, so I gave her a pearl mustache

by bee rye February 14, 2014

mustache bros

When two males grow mustaches at the same time and keep them trimmed in the same fashion.

Jimmy wanted to be mustache bros with Tim, but Tim rejected the idea and shaved his mustache off.

by mrscolonelsanders December 15, 2017

Minnesota Mustache

Like a Dirty Sanchez but you gotta root a little farther North

I had a Minnesota Mustache last week, my girlfriend is still smelling that shit!

by Hawksinger November 1, 2019

Bacon mustache

When a guy covers his cock in bacon grease, then slaps his cock across a partners upper lip.

My upper lip is breaking out because my boyfriend gave me a bacon mustache last night.

by Kissthis69 May 26, 2021