A fictional company from a alternate history analog horror series called Monument Mythos also he reminds me of that annoying corn from inanimate insanity called Steve Cobs
by Expiredlollipopfanpage March 29, 2022
Get the Maize Machinesmug. A man or women who is extremely great at sex. If you know a ‘sex machine’ you are a very lucky person and you should definitely shag them!
by imAtASleepover May 31, 2018
Get the sex machinemug. Bill: After the movie, do you want to come over to my place and...you know...
Carol: Sure! That is, as long as you wear protection.
Bill: But it doesn't feel as good with protection!
Carol: Yes, but think about it, Bill. If you don't wear a condom, nine months from
now, some fucking moron might come out of my idiot machine. Do you really want that?
Bill: Good point.
Carol: Sure! That is, as long as you wear protection.
Bill: But it doesn't feel as good with protection!
Carol: Yes, but think about it, Bill. If you don't wear a condom, nine months from
now, some fucking moron might come out of my idiot machine. Do you really want that?
Bill: Good point.
by Like, An Actual Linguist May 5, 2018
Get the idiot machinemug. by KERMYT May 5, 2016
Get the sperm machinemug. by Rockstar D July 31, 2007
Get the Lust-machinemug. jane explained she'd rather have a quiet evening at home, she'd had about enough of bodies and machines........
the u.d. thumbs down clown will be SURE to 'thumbs-down'
my bodies and machines concept!!
i had a pretty good time, despite a surplus of bodies and machines..............
the u.d. thumbs down clown will be SURE to 'thumbs-down'
my bodies and machines concept!!
i had a pretty good time, despite a surplus of bodies and machines..............
by michael foolsley December 7, 2011
Get the bodies and machinesmug. by cherrieblossomzebra June 10, 2021
Get the farting machinemug.