Maize Machines

A fictional company from a alternate history analog horror series called Monument Mythos also he reminds me of that annoying corn from inanimate insanity called Steve Cobs

Maize Machines is a name for a fictional company from a series called Monument Mythos

by Expiredlollipopfanpage March 29, 2022

sex machine

A man or women who is extremely great at sex. If you know a ‘sex machine’ you are a very lucky person and you should definitely shag them!

Omg Fred is such a sex machine!?

by imAtASleepover May 31, 2018

idiot machine

Another word for "uterus"; the place where human beings—otherwise known as "idiots"—are conceived.

Bill: After the movie, do you want to come over to my place and...you know...
Carol: Sure! That is, as long as you wear protection.
Bill: But it doesn't feel as good with protection!
Carol: Yes, but think about it, Bill. If you don't wear a condom, nine months from
now, some fucking moron might come out of my idiot machine. Do you really want that?
Bill: Good point.

by Like, An Actual Linguist May 5, 2018

sperm machine

Someone who jacks off more than 4 times a day.

''Ever met Jack? He's a sperm machine!''

by KERMYT May 5, 2016

Lust-machine

Vehicle or conveyance in/on which you can perform and enhance any sexual experience!

The drive north in their Lust-machine was incredible with fiery and intense orgasms at 100mph!

by Rockstar D July 31, 2007

bodies and machines

a 'benefit' of overpopulation. one sometimes simply doesn't have the patience to deal...!

jane explained she'd rather have a quiet evening at home, she'd had about enough of bodies and machines........

the u.d. thumbs down clown will be SURE to 'thumbs-down'

my bodies and machines concept!!

i had a pretty good time, despite a surplus of bodies and machines..............

by michael foolsley December 7, 2011

farting machine

my dad pretty much

last night the farting machine couldnt stop

by cherrieblossomzebra June 10, 2021