Smacking the lizard

Female interrupting male masturbation

“Smacking the lizard” is female interrupting male masturbation.

by Desert Tortoise November 26, 2025

Lizard tickle culture

A very specific tradition where you tickle lizards until they die

Hey did you see that dude tickle his lizard! Yeah I hope I can achieve that accomplishment of lizard tickle culture one day!

by The lizard tickler May 27, 2024

Lizard Juice

A alcoholic beverage, one part medium to top shelf vodka, 3 parts energy drink. Preferably Redbull. Commonly drank by drunken bicyclists in the southeast region of Iowa. Sometimes served with a splash of cranberry juice. This variation is Called a Solid.

Holy shit, it's day 3 of Ragbrai and I've only had 4hrs of sleep. Better start the day with a lizard juice.

by Greinerdumptruckster July 17, 2021

grant lizard

A university professor (usually tenured) who offers his low-quality research by going from national agency to national agency usually selling old research or whatever the grant coordinator want to hear.

That PhD student just got trapped by a grant lizard.

by A_real_scientist_ June 14, 2018

Feed my lizard

A way of saying you are jacking off, an excuse to leave an online chat room.

"Are we going to start this next game"

"Hol' up I'm going to feed my lizard"

by Sick kackis August 15, 2020

Hallucinogenic Lizards

A tribe of savage lizards that have only been observed in the wild by psilocybin tripp'n junkies.

Hallucinogenic Lizards are swarming Scarlett Johansson's Bum.

by Shougo July 19, 2024

Mud lizard

A female that likes to get muddy and does anything for a ride

Get off the atv you mud lizard

by BE.URBAN October 12, 2020