"Did you hear about Dave's girlfriend?! She totally gave him a League-J after he ganked bot lane!"
"She told me for my birthday that if I hit Silver Rank that she'd give me a League-J."
"She told me for my birthday that if I hit Silver Rank that she'd give me a League-J."
by llllllbean January 22, 2021
Get the League-Jmug. 1) In an actual fantasy version of fantasy football, a person's ongoing and delusional obsession with conversing about a league that doesn't really exist because they miss playing for real. 2) A form of fantasy football withdrawal.
by RD264 November 27, 2020
Get the 2 man leaguemug. (N)
1)A place of higher education. That is at graduate level college courses. It is the complete show of higher class, and who you know. It is part of redlining, and frat lawyers who stuck each other off trading clients for jail times and favors.
2) graduated ivy league is referring to someone with experience, over 5 years but typically a decade, in IV use of drugs, mainly that of heroin. Some graduates even dry cycle in the week and no longer chase the dragon. The rare unicorn in the junkie world. As 10 years is a lifetime to some.
1)A place of higher education. That is at graduate level college courses. It is the complete show of higher class, and who you know. It is part of redlining, and frat lawyers who stuck each other off trading clients for jail times and favors.
2) graduated ivy league is referring to someone with experience, over 5 years but typically a decade, in IV use of drugs, mainly that of heroin. Some graduates even dry cycle in the week and no longer chase the dragon. The rare unicorn in the junkie world. As 10 years is a lifetime to some.
"Man I graduated ivy league. I hate this shit and seen it all. Friends day, lose everything to make it back, NA, etc."
Friend, "it'll be ok"
"Fuck you im a dope fiend no it won't be."
Who cares about lawyers and their ivy league. Its just one big circle jerk.
Friend, "it'll be ok"
"Fuck you im a dope fiend no it won't be."
Who cares about lawyers and their ivy league. Its just one big circle jerk.
by ForsakenMycelium March 23, 2022
Get the Ivy leaguemug. The most watched league in the world, set in the founding place of football (England, but also Wales some seasons)
20 teams compete but some teams are absolutely hopeless to win anything (Sheffield United, Luton Town, Burnley)
20 teams compete but some teams are absolutely hopeless to win anything (Sheffield United, Luton Town, Burnley)
by ighvkio December 13, 2023
Get the Premier Leaguemug. A group of gay boys and one vagina that try and manage fantasy football teams. They tend to whine a lot. All 11 gay boys work for really bad companies. The commissioner is about as funny as Jay Leno, but tries hard to make the other gay boys giggle with jokes.
by BallsDeepSkeet November 15, 2011
Get the Balls Deep Fantasy Leaguemug. A Little League program teaching both the rules of baseball and fundamental school subjects. Little Ivy League teaches students/players to find the academic side of baseball. After three years of the program’s existence, there is now a waitlist. Teams include the Oxford Commas, Academics, and the Fly Beta Catchers. To quote the CEO of Little Ivy League, “We knew these children would do best learning the aerodynamics of the baseball before just randomly whacking it with a bat. And of course, we encourage our children NEVER to steal bases, but to ‘abscond’ and/or ‘pilfer’”
Mrs. Eloise Falsetto submitted her child into Little Ivy League so he could optimize his down time as a left fielder with a tutor. He is now top of the class, due to all the time properly spent learning since clearly those Little Leaguers can never hit the ball as far out as he was positioned.
by Professor Psuedonym November 14, 2023
Get the Little Ivy Leaguemug. new year, new you. A month of no playing League of Legends in any way, shape or form for an entire month.
by a gf with an annoying gamer bf December 30, 2018
Get the No League Januarymug.