landon

is a guy

hi landon

by hbkkhv June 20, 2022

Landon Cane

A gay faggot that is most likely a slim shady fan and sucks dick

“Yo look it’s Landon Cane a gay fag.”

by Fuck you I don’t care 🖕🏽🤴🖕🏼 December 25, 2021

Landon Stewart

Slayed the pus as a wee lad. Now has no finger prints left. Thumbs salmon at the boat. On page 69 in Guinness book of world record for longest scotum hanging from tighty whiteys on the Columbia river. He once went black but now he’s back.

Landon Stewart did the good the bad and the ugly sometimes two at a time.

by Celibateandmarriedfuck December 8, 2022

Landon

A big fat retard with a big fat sack. He likes anal too. With big black guys. no penis just huge balls.

was that landon? man his balls huge.

by anonymous November 23, 2021

Landon

Landon is a kid that is short and will do cocaine and smoke. He will get girls but will break their heart after, he's that basic white boy that dreams to be the second Shawn Mendas. He'd go to 711 every now and then to buy coke and Dr. Pepper.

Henry: is that Landon?
Jason: I think, why is he getting cocaine...he looks like he's only 12

by ThePersonWhoMakesDefinitons May 17, 2020

Landon

He's a hot guy and you will totally fall for him. The most popular kid in school and will always make the first move always. DON'T FALL FOR IT he will break your heart and make you suffer from first love syndrome and you'll never love anyone more than him! (A fuck boy bassically)

Emma- Who is that he's so hot!

Jess- Landon, duh. Don't fall for his act I dated him for 4 months before he broke my heart and I still love him.

by Hehehe_DeadInside December 29, 2019

Landon

landon is one of the most caring and funniest people you could ever meet. landon is very quite but once he opens up to you he’s very loud. just kidding he’s super sweet and will listen to anything you have to say. he may argue with you sometimes and may even do things you would have never thought he would do but at the end of the day he always makes up with you and can laugh everything off. landon is the only people you will feel safe around. when he gives you a hug you never want to let go. he’s like a big giant who is like 10 times stronger then you actually thinks he is. landon is very loveable.

girl 1- that girl katie is always with that guy landon.

girls 2- yea i know landon is so cute!

by puddles/baxter 2116 June 10, 2022