ladder dick

adj.(2) a dick with horizontal burn marks that resemble rungs.

1. I threw my dick on the grill while holding a patty and now I have ladder dick.
2. OMG look who just walked in: it's ladder dick.

by larry and great white October 9, 2008

laddering

To move to a higher level of education by receiving credit for the course material completed at a lower level. Receiving credit for courses taken at other institutions.

The student was able to earn his batchelor's degree by laddering from the diploma program.

by Funseller July 12, 2005

Ladder in my tights

Normally referring to a tear in pantyhose, the term 'Ladder in your/my tights' refers to a boner that is concealed in your trousers, and often is fighting for the open air. The actual name is made apparent if one were to wear a pair of tights, and their erection would appear as a Ladder, either being stuffed up the waist, or down one of the trouser legs.

"Hey man, so yesterday I was on train, standing up, and I got a ladder in my tights and everyone could see my boner"
"Shit dude, anyone say anything about it?"
"Yeah, an old lady said she had one as well"

by Lionel Bichie May 16, 2018

Landen

A weird person who has a porn addiction and has a different eyebrow color than his hair color

Person 1: That person looks weird
Person 2: He must be a Landen

by W mansssss December 16, 2019

up the ladder

Taking it up the butt. Fudge-packing.

Steve said he was sorry for the inconvenience, and that he would take it up the ladder.

by RuthlessEmpire November 16, 2015

Landen

A gay kid with a tiny dick and will fuck any guy. He started at a young age and will always keep going

That Landen kid asked to give me head in 5th grade

by Jacob Milen May 6, 2019

Landen

Landen a guy who loves to spend time with friends. He only has eyes for cars. He enjoys investing his time and money into them as well. A man to show little to no emotion. He’s tall and handsome even though he doesn’t see it.

Landen

by Anonymous.paíge November 4, 2018