kong dan

Just a statement that Dan is the king. Usually related to sales-results.

Did you hear? Dan made another sale... Typical Kong Dan

by kendoui February 26, 2018

Kong

synonym for emotional, often meaning sad.

Im feeling really kong atm :(

by softiessssstmmmmm April 03, 2018

Kong

A stalker who happens to also be hot/attractive.

Origin: the stalker character from the Thai movie " Ghost of Mae Nak " played by Thanadet Meeprasert.

Edward from Twilight is such a Kong.

It is one thing to have stalkers, but having kongs are the most confusing thing ever.

by Hanayura September 18, 2023

Kong

A fictional gorilla, like you. This is not a word, just a scrabble word people use to describe you.

THEM: oh look! the gorilla punched that lion so hard
ME: that is just the equivalent of you hitting me. You Kong!

by Kllakora July 23, 2022

Kong

A person who is not actually mentally disabled, but is so dumb everyone around them believes they are mentally disabled.

"Is George actually retarded?"
"Nah, he's just a kong."
"What?"

by videogames1000 July 24, 2021

Kong

A reputable, distinguished and admirable young shoplifter

Kong is getting loud

by Nirix October 08, 2023

kong

Make a bare fist 🤜🏾Mainly Your ring and your middle finger, to kong someone like hitting a person in the middle of his head as a form of correcting someone or tough love type shit, originated from Senegal 🇸🇳 West Africa and its a wolof word. Mom do it, dad do it, our boys( in games of "seugg-kong" and teachers too. Shit hurts as a kid

He looked at his gun hole n i kong him

by Talibe May 22, 2022