Kobe

Kobe is fresher than a vanilla wafer on Manila paper and enjoys a squanch or two from time to time with sun and lime. Kobe’s crime draws a thin line with a conscious mind right on time. In short, Kobe is long and bangs like a gong while ripping a bong. Kobe can climb mountains and preform a biopsy blindfolded. Kobe is also your local taxidermist. Kobe can be described with one word…One day the urban and Webster dictionary will provide us with this verb, noun and or adjective.

If I Were Homo I’d want Kobe!

Where is Kobe when you need a local scalper

by The philanthropist September 11, 2022

For Kobe

Now whenever you shoot trash in the trash can, you say, “for Kobe.”

RIP. You were a great man!

“For Kobe”
*shoots trash in trashcan*
*hopefully makes it*

by MacKen_Cheese January 29, 2020

Kobe

very cute boy with a big dick, gives good cuddles and always makes you laugh

i fucked kobe last night, it was the best sex ever!

by coochiechaser July 20, 2022

Kobe bryant

the G.O.A.T

messi is the kobe bryant off soccer

by kermit the kikkker March 2, 2023

Kobe

The purest form of focus. To be “Kobe” is to be driven to the fullest in any field you want to fulfill, and to be focused on greatness while doing it.

Part of speech: Adjective

Person 1: Wow, he’s really driven, isn’t he?
Person 2: Yeah, you could say he’s Kobe right now.
Person 1: You’re right, only Kobe himself would have a drive like this.

by SADNessSZN May 18, 2020

Kobe and “Shaq”qin

When one man pees standing up and another person sits on the toilet and shits. Hence Kobe “shoots” his pee and Shaq “dunks” his poop.

Man me and my bro got freaky last night, we were Kobe and “Shaq”qin in the bathroom.

by Chris.bobbie May 27, 2024

kobe and victoria day

this day is dedicated to victoria and kobe. it is a celebration of marriage and happiness. victoria i think is in love w kobe. tbh they make hot couple

omg guess what day it is?? KOBE AND VICTORIA DAY

by pls marry me January 3, 2022