Keyhole

Town drunk of Sauk Prairie. Do not headbutt or you will be injured. Has been known to "keyhole" a beer in .85 seconds and did a keg stand of 4 minutes and 20 seconds. Has retarded people assist him rolling joints. He had to wear a 40 lb. vest in jail.

Keyhole can keyhole a beer in .85 seconds.

by Billy Tomcat January 5, 2005

Keyboard Warrior

An unsociable nerd

Someone who would always rather stay indoors and play video games rather than socialising with friends.

Me: Hey, Is Scriv coming to the cinema tonight?

Friend: I don't think so, I text him with no reply. I guess he's just being a keyboard warrior as usual.

by Thugasaurus Rex January 10, 2016

Keyboard Attacker

An internet stalker/attacker.

I talked to her a few times, but she turned out to be a keyboard attacker.

by BEldridge November 14, 2005

keybored

when you sit at the keyboard staring at the screen bored out of your mind

dude 1: get your homework done last night?

dude 2: i was so keybored i couldn't start

by Dan Plunkett January 1, 2008

Keyboardedout

Mental affliction that happens when one's wits and smarts have run out, due to stress or boredom.

I was like, all keyboardedout after spending an entire evening goofing off on that forum.

by MeeToo December 13, 2002

keyboard nerd

a nerd who enjoys to play the keyboard whether it is their or not, like someone who plays the air guitar a keyboard nerd plays the air keyboard

wow man check ross out the keyboard nerd

by Jids February 4, 2006

Kedon

Kedon is a great friend, who always has your back. He is very caring but he also is very sensitive and defensive. His ego is bigger than your paycheck, but he lives up to it. He is really good at what he does (sex and thinking he's gay and not actually being gay 2 months later) but he quits easily, like our love life.

Destroys the lobby on the game he is playing:
"I am so good bro, I am the BEST. YOUR TRASH KID"
-Kedon 2020

by SamIAmEatsGreenEggsInHam April 23, 2020