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Keyboard Mashed

Keyboard mashed
Very useful to confusing friends into thinking you've had a stroke.
For example:
"Dude you ok? why'd you say that in chat"
"I Keyboard mashed"
by Yermy May 11, 2020
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Keyboard

A board with keys...simple!
i have a keyboard...aud oh, typo whoops... wait...wheres the back space again???
by A random piece of cardboard August 25, 2020
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Keyboard Fingering

Smashing your keyboard so fast that your friends start to say you're fingering your keyboard
"Damn baby what those hands do?"
"Keyboard fingering."
by Uncultured Saiku September 12, 2022
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rainbow light up keyboard

"an over priced keyboard that pro gamers use"
"his names silly salmon and he a rainbow light up keyboard"
by purpelbananaa October 12, 2020
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Keyboard Diarrhea

The act of pressing multiple keys in a random order to symbolise excitement, shock, and other explosive emotions. Often reminds one of diarrhea due to the stringent rule of making sure that it sounds fluid.
Can also refer to keyboard warriors typing complete, and absolute, bullshit.
A Legend On Mangadex: You're so "the type" that even with that keyboard diarrhea you'd somehow managed to address nothing. Fuck off, I've had it with you insecure mensa rejects. Blocked.
by imafuckboi July 24, 2020
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Keyboard Parkinson's

A disease transmitted electronically that affects, almost exclusively, young, immature females. It is characterized by repetition of (usually) the last letter of random words in a message, as if the infected does not have good motor control. Most often seen in texts and on Facebook.
Girl: "omggg i saw Justin Bieberrrrrrrr!!! (:"
Guy: "It looks like you have Keyboard Parkinson's, you should get that checked out."
by baconmeister July 14, 2011
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