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skinny kenny

A largely overweight police officer that only uses 1-2 worded sentences such as,
-sumthin spicious
-slow down
-can’t walk
-hungry
and also has “justice” for every meal. Including,
-justice last pound of bacon
-justice this brick of cheese
-justice big plate of nachos
-justice case of canned tuna
-justice pan of grease slathered on bread.
Skinny Kenny was a not so skinny police officer in Santa Clara, Utah.
by mike charter January 24, 2022
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Kenni

Kenni is a girl who won’t let you stop smiling. She’s loud and gentle at the same time and when she laughs you can’t help but join in. She puts everyone first and is funny as hell, she’s so damn polite and easy going but very shy at first.
if you piss her off however, you’ll end up in a ditch deader than your grandma.
Fun fact- (99.9% of the time Kenni’s are fine asf so if you bag one don’t let her go )
“Wtf is she always laughing who is she?”
“Oh her?that’s just kenni don’t mind her “
by Dodobird4lyfe January 11, 2022
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The Kenny Scheme

Make plans, especially in a devious manner or with intent to do something what you want. While maintaining a neutral or positive benefit from both parties.
My brother used the Kenny Scheme to trick my parents to get the new iPhone”
by しど September 25, 2020
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Kenny

A pedo that has money. He walks on his table with barefoot. He has a wine cellar that he fucks women in. A real fucking pedo. He also uses tinder often and now has a girlfriend from the app.
N: OMG, I can't believe you dated him... EW!
O: He is such a Kenny, I couldn't resist.
N: Yea, until he rapes you in his wine cellar. Gross!
by TheEmployee December 11, 2019
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Kenny

Kenny, short for Kenneth. He is super hot but warning. If you want to date this boy be prepared for all his friends to also be hitting on him. You will have constant competition. He will also make friends with all of your friend's boyfriends.
"Yo Kenny if you were a woman I'd date you"
by nunyabeezwax1123 September 18, 2023
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Enda Kenny

Current Chieftain of the Dungeons and Dragons federation's Cuban branch. According to his autobiography he loves Dungeons and Dragons, knitting, and donating his hair to cats with cancer.
Lad 1: Did you hear? Gregory will be playing against Enda Kenny!
Lad 2: Holy sh*t!
Lad 1: I know!
by Liberal Lady Ann November 5, 2016
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Kenny

A Physical Specimen. A celestial being seen as a god in many religons.
That guy is a "Kenny."
by ju1c3nut November 27, 2018
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