When you pull up on your ass checks and let your cock and balls droop down while singing The Gambler.
My co-worker Mike was so drunk he walked out onto the baseball field and started the Kenny Rogers until the mascot tackled him.
by ChiselMyNizzle September 9, 2016
Get the the kenny rogersmug. Someone who always is hurt or almost dies because of other people but always comes back right after and isn't really affected by it.
by savagejay0409 February 25, 2023
Get the Kennymug. Wow kenny! How dare you
by Foxiedoxie11 May 31, 2020
Get the Kennymug. by KingNoc June 29, 2019
Get the Kennymug. The act of laying about like a beached whale consuming all things that can fit in his abnormaly large mouth(and some that cannot).Also going after girls much younger than him because lets face it the fat shit has the mentality of a newborn muskrat.
zumbi:did you hear about that fat fuck who ate his own family?
whocares:i believ i did,i also heard he practiced kenny steen-ism on a daily basis
zumbi:its possible,i think hes just a fat fuck.its my personal opinion but who knows.
whocares:i believ i did,i also heard he practiced kenny steen-ism on a daily basis
zumbi:its possible,i think hes just a fat fuck.its my personal opinion but who knows.
by ZuMBi 56 December 15, 2008
Get the kenny steen-ismmug. HE claims that it means a brave knight. I doubt it most of the time but I've never really looked it up. To have a Kenni means no romantic gestures and bare minimum of mushy sweetness, but boy do I tell you that a Kenni is the most reliable sonofabish in the whole motherfuckin world. The spelling itself is unusual compared to the mainstream kennys, which also proves that Kennis are better than Kennys (no offense). He works hard (usually not in everything he does, but if he wants to, he will work very very hard), he is chill (unlike many other adults with anxiety and other baggage we know), he loves his family very very much (in-law relationships sure isn't going to be easy to build). The point is, to love a Kenni means to learn to love, to love in between the sweetness and bitterness of him. He isn't perfect, but when he says he'll be there, he will always be there which is not easy to come by, if he loves you, he really really loves you, nothing will sway him and he will stay in love with you for all eternity. Appreciate a Kenni cus like the mediocre twist in his name, it is very uncommon and you might not be able to find another one.
Hey Kenny! No man, it's KENNI with an I!
no one: ....
Kenni: *insert salty joke*
me: don't start being a Kenni *rolls eyes*
no one: ....
Kenni: *insert salty joke*
me: don't start being a Kenni *rolls eyes*
by Bacteriola November 24, 2021
Get the Kennimug. 
Get the Kennymug.