a guy who tends to mix and confuse words and phrases that make everyone around him burst into laughter
sgt jones says "STD's come from sexually transmitted diseases. and if you buy a camry, your gonna pay for it
by brandonius316 June 11, 2011

Alison Jones, the most interesting girl on the planet. Very quiet, mature, socially awkward, sweet, kind, intelligent, beautiful, honest, fun, loving girl you will ever meet. She is very awkward and stand offish when you first meet her but that's only because her trust has been broken before. Shes been through more then one could imagine but instead of becoming a cold, dead hearted monster she helps everyone she can and is always there for everyone who asks. Alison will always be the one girl I'll always keep in my heart.
"Wow, Alison Jones is so nice!" Said 1
"I know, but I've heard shes been through a lot" spoke 2
"Maybe that's why shes so nice? Because shes been through the worst and wants no one else to feel the same? Said 1
"I know, but I've heard shes been through a lot" spoke 2
"Maybe that's why shes so nice? Because shes been through the worst and wants no one else to feel the same? Said 1
by Ohwowww?_ July 29, 2019

the best of the best. he is the light of everyone's life and without him, you will be very sad cause he's a gun and everyone loves him very much.
by chaddy bear rarr May 1, 2019

A cruel jones refers to a drug addiction. It is often used to compare a love interest to an addiction.
by LunaFortune October 20, 2008

WHAT ARE THOOOOOOSEEEE!
by Andrew Games April 20, 2018

So beautiful, kind, funny and sweet.Jaye Jones gives the best advice and is always there when you need her.Shes really good at sports and definitely worth all of your time.🥰
by UrBestfriend🤷🏻♀️ November 22, 2018

by Litgalranchgirl June 2, 2017
