A Jamie Moment

To not know what to do, panic hard in a kitchen for about ten minutes, accomplish nothing and then proceed to still end up with a favorable outcome.

To come with a lot of problems and no solutions.

Originated and used by British YouTube Stars, Celebrity Chefs and fellow members of SORTEDFood.

JAMES: “I’ve just stood here for six minutes...oh my god I don’t know what to do -I don’t know what to do- I’m freaking out! I’m freaking out! I’m having a Jamie moment. I’m having an actual Jamie moment.”

by KhaleesiofRivia May 12, 2021

Moist Jamie

A wet willie of the bellybutton.

Bro they didn’t give you a wet willie did they? No worse I got a Moist Jamie

by The_did_kiddler July 24, 2021

A Jamie Moment

A Jamie moment is near enough copying the actions of Jamie Slim Jim this can be done either by no-lifing a game for a month or so before calling it a really bad game because Harry beat him after playing for a matter of 5 hours another sign of someone having a Jamie moment is just speaking pure waffle such as "Your head is bigger than your thumb"

Ahhh he's having a Jamie moment, he's not speaking English again to try and some cheap laughs from Aiden

by H innit caaaaammmmon September 5, 2021

Jolie jamieson

A very nice girl she cares about you so much and she gets obsessive with boys but she always cares for everyone and makes you feel special she likes hugs and everyone likes her she is very pretty and is very nice to others however she can get very mad and has stress problems and very un socialable But if you are friends with her you are very lucky

Someone: Whos your bestfriend
Me: Jolie jamieson
Someone:your lucky!!

by Heidjfjfkajhejdhdhdhdjjfhf February 5, 2022

lebron jamies

a mispronunced-funny way to pronunce Lebron James

person 1: omg look its lebron jamies

person 2: hahahahahahahahahahah so funny

by funnyguylol534 June 5, 2022

National Jamie Fuckers Day

A day in which everyone tries to fuck anybody named Jamie (consensually). This day is held on September 25th and ends on September 26th. If it is a leap year, the celebration ends on September 27th.

Person 1: "Hey guys, did you know it's National Jamie Fuckers Day?"
Person 2: "Oh fuck I forgot"
Person 3: "Jamie you'll help us celebrate right?"
Jamie: "Absolutely!"

by Cool Gal 63 September 24, 2022

National Jamie Fuckers Day

A day on September 25th where everyone fucks somebody they know named Jamie as long as doing so isn't illegal. On leap years, this day extends to September 26th

Person 1: Hey Jamie, can you celebrate National Jamie Fuckers Day with me today?
Jamie: Yeah sure!

by Cool Gal 63 September 24, 2022