Jake

jakes an asshole who breaks peoples hearts. he may be sweet, but he will break you into a million pieces. stay away from them.

Jake just broke up with me in such an asshole way.

by beeflover1234566 June 24, 2014

jaking

verb - when one tells another something they don't want to hear because the content is either far too long and/or uninteresting. can often involve explicit sexual content or falsities.

A: and then I took her into the shower to...
B: dude! stop Jaking me! I don't want to hear this.

by sergeant sporkzilla June 30, 2011

Jake

A super uncool person that could never be as cool as AnnaBeth.

Hes such a jake, but at least he isn't a braydon.

by HelloKitty2323 December 8, 2011

Jake

Lacking inherent coolness - lame.

Man, that shit's jake!

by Anjin'sGal December 2, 2011

Jake

A man who sleeps in the basement.

Jake, get your ass out of my basement and get a job.

by Master_Saggy_tits February 4, 2015

Jake

A gay faggot. The biggest faggot you will meet. He also has a low activity in the bed and a 2 inch long chode and it is 3 feet wide. Gets no bitches.

Wow jake is so gay

by Objective101 June 2, 2014

Jake

A gay fag who has no friends.

look at jake, hes like ethan.

by v9wolf April 2, 2018