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Jackie Aufalaught

One of the most unique, beautiful and talented creatures this world has ever has ever witnessed . With her mesmerizingly sexy yet classic and jaw dropping good looks, that girl is thack stacked and sexy af. She possesses a qick draw comedic witt that will leave you wondering "did she just make that up or did a team of accomplished writers spend the last month coming up with that perfect punchline?" She will leave you awestruck if you ever get the privilege to see her in person by her style, visual charm and magnetic personality alone. Often heard yelling one or several of the following phrases after doing some hood ass gangster shit: "Yaga", "GANG GANG", "Fug you", "all dick no balls", "Ya mammas a hoe.", "WHOOOO!!", "Ya like it?" or "Gayyyyyy" To name only a few, while toting her ukulele and flashing the ball gazer 👌to anyone homosexual enough to look. She sucks dix like she smokes her cigarettes, all the way to the butt. If you ever get the pleasure to experience her Gawk Gawk game you will be able to die a happy man. She comes off as a hard ass but in fact is one of the kindest, caring and real, A1 since day ones you could ever possibly have! Her name is Jackie Ohh so nice you gotta say it twice Jackie Aufalaught! Aka Ivanna Boufit aka Lana fostol aka that smokin' hott thing over there!
No you're not having an out of body experience and seeing the most beautiful angel playing a harp on a heavenly cloud it's Jackie Aufalaught and she's jamming out to free bird on her ukulele while blowing a sick ass ploom and making the world a better place merely by existing in it.
by VanillaSlusH January 2, 2024
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Jackie

Jackie is the absolute sweetest guy you'll ever meet
"Hey it's Jackie!" "Aw I've missed him"
by liverrr November 5, 2020
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jackie crerar

You did a jackie crerar
by dogsofcon August 16, 2016
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Jackie

The best girl ever Jackie
by JackieISBestGirl May 27, 2019
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Jackie's husband

A true Godly man. Able to tolerate huge amounts of self righteous non stop pyscho babble. Odd because shes a roller skating waitress at a drive up burger joint
Man, Jackie's husband is going to get half and the kids she keeps it up. He so deserves it. He's an amazing father. He deserves better treatment. I admire his patience
by Jumpingchaos March 7, 2024
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Jackie Chan

by De9that September 13, 2020
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