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Children

They are the spawn of Satan. They also like Dog Treats because they look like Scooby Snacks. Why? I dunno ask the Children
The Children got into the Dog Treats again.
by Not-So-Sweet-Treats November 17, 2018
mugGet the Childrenmug.
Octavia Lenora Spencer is an award-winning actress, producer, and children's author And She Is Beautiful Ass Cthulhu
Octavia Lenora Spencer is an award-winning actress, producer, and children's author And She Is Beautiful Ass Cthulhu
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SWATing Children

Yelling out in class that another student is making "gun signs" with his hands or other objects to get the victim student kicked out of school temporarily and sent to juvenile detention while being investigated by authorities. School policies having zero tolerance and the victim has no recourse for being the victim of a "SWATing Children" attack. This is a bullying technique that became popular in schools in late 2013.

This is similar to SWATing except that the victimized child usually does not have to face a SWAT team with guns drawn.
On April 3rd, 2014 in Vernon, New Jersey a 13 year old boy Ethan Chaplin was suspended from school for twirling a pencil - another student said he was making "gun motions send him to juvie". This prompted the school to suspend Ethan and require a psych eval just to return. The student that "SWATing Children"'d Ethan did this as retaliation.

Google "He's making gun motions, send him to juvie." to find this story on the web.
by Dr. Cook May 19, 2014
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children

Unholy demons that are 3-11 year's old
Mom: oh and meet my children, Sarah, Connor, and James

Person : oh nice to meet you cursed offsprings from hell
by slushy March 23, 2022
mugGet the childrenmug.

children

Children are sexually transmitted diseases that will ruin your life.
I have too many children.
by clicktheredbutton.com November 8, 2017
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Sterilizing children

Well, if that's the case, if the explicit intent is relevant... Then YOU'RE LYING about trans affirming care! Aren't you?
Hym "Because the EXPLICIT INTENT of gender affirming care is not 'sterilizing children.' It's to allow people to more easily develop the phenotypic characteristics of the gender that coincides with their self-perception. Which (by your own logic) make you A FUCKING LIAR! You know what that means for you right? Hell forever! Roasting like a fucking turkey! Ha! Hahaha! The explicit intent of the people doing the thing is more relevant than the perception of the people observing the thing isn't it?"
by Hym Iam February 17, 2024
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Smeggy Children

Suffering from smegma, smeggy children is where the minor lumps begin to look like baby heads. To make it seem like children, the pubes get stuck in the smegma.
Bout to shag some lass last night but she got scared after seeing my smeggy children
by AlbanianSugarDaddy May 7, 2018
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