Instagram

Do you wanna be a celebrity but are to poor? GREAT NEWS!!!! Instagram is the place for you!!!!

OMG Beccky you look so pretty in your Instagram post.

by JohnnyJohnny56 November 2, 2020

instagram

The unit of weight for a hipster.

That bearded fellow in the flannel with the expensive coffee weighs precisely 1 instagram.

by niklj November 20, 2020

instagram

The unit of measurement to describe the weight of a hipster.

That bearded fellow over there in the flannel with the over priced coffee weighs precisely 1 instagram.

by niklj November 20, 2020

Instagym

when a guy is f***ing muscled on social media,
But it's only the photos, cuz when you see him is dry as a toothpick

girl: that boy is very muscled
Friend: nah he's an instagym, he's f***ing dry live, trust me

by anonymous November 21, 2020

Instagym

when a guy is f***ing muscled on social media,
But it's only the photos, cuz when you see him is dry as a toothpick

girl: u see that boy!! Is very muscled
Friend: nahh, he's only an instagym. Is so dry live

by Nocappinn November 21, 2020

Instagram dancer

A person who makes dancing videos; like dubsmash or/and tik tok and put it on instagram. There are a lot of well known and famous instagram dancers

Hey did you see that one famous instagram dancer at the mall ?.

by Coolerthencoolestperson December 10, 2020

instagramy

A swirly logo that somehow is supposed to be hip and appeal to younger people.

See the new General Motors logo

That new GM logo is so instagramy, I think I'll but a Tahoe.

by 6000sux_lover January 13, 2021