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Clutch the Diamonds!

It's the 1990s version of "Clutch the Pearls", except used by jewish people to show (pretend) they are shocked or appalled.
United Nations: Israel is undeniably committing genocide.
Benjamin Netanyahu: Clutch the Diamonds! How dare you say that, even if it's true.

Rest of the world: *Not shocked*
by Stanly5 September 24, 2025
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Butt Clutching

The art of stuffing the best loot in your safe pocket in Arc Raiders
Man that raid was crazy I was just butt clutching and getting out.
by ShadowHegemon November 25, 2025
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CLUTCH

Sammy B is clutch
by Jasone Thourne March 20, 2024
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Couple clutch

The act of stealing or hitting a lick, A fast in and out mission that contains grabbing a couple items and leaving the scene before getting caught.
I went to the store to buy a pair of sunglasses but I couldn't afford it so I had to couple clutch.
by Mr. Definitioni July 29, 2022
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The Devils Clutch

When a girl opens up her butthole enough for the testicles to slip in before she clenched allowing for maximum male orgasms
“Hey mitchell come over to my house tonight I wanna treat you to The Devils Clutch”
by jmp definition June 6, 2022
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Frozen Devils Clutch

After performing the devils clutch you step into a colder area allowing the testicle to become entrapped. This allows for maximum male orgasms
“Hey mitchell come over on Christmas Eve and let me show you what I got you for your stocking. I’m gonna take you into an ice bath and let you try a Frozen Devils Clutch.”
by jmp definition June 6, 2022
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lucky clutch

The gooooat
by Lucky Clutch June 7, 2022
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