Term referring to a short penis length, especially in south asian ethnic groups. The size of the penis is said to resemble that of a grain of rice. Ownership of a rice rocket may be used to compensate for this lack.
Insecurity about the length of his rice penis led him to put decals and a coffee-can muffler on his Accord.
by Art August 29, 2005
Get the rice penismug. any hideous slower-then-shit honda or the like that sounds like a weed eater.
guess what, i have a vehicle that sounds like it has something bigger then a lawn mower engine.
guess what, i have a vehicle that sounds like it has something bigger then a lawn mower engine.
i never lost to a ricer in my stock jeep cherokee or my fullsize chevy w/160k miles and engine probs.
by Drax (soutern and proud) June 7, 2003
Get the rice burnermug. by Aeredy August 12, 2022
Get the Gene-Ricemug. When a dude creampies a chick and is forced to eat her out after.
Said another way: when a male cums in a chick and then eats the cum out of her pussy.
Said another way: when a male cums in a chick and then eats the cum out of her pussy.
by @profaneanorexic May 10, 2019
Get the Rice puddingmug. To charm the ladies using a combination of three devilish tactics.
1) Light scented candles
2) Arrange cushions or pillows in a circle on your bedroom floor.
3) Play Damien Rice (maybe at a level that will really piss off your gay neighbours).
4) Lie in the middle of cushions and wait for target to arrive.
If this doesn't work nothing will.
1) Light scented candles
2) Arrange cushions or pillows in a circle on your bedroom floor.
3) Play Damien Rice (maybe at a level that will really piss off your gay neighbours).
4) Lie in the middle of cushions and wait for target to arrive.
If this doesn't work nothing will.
by Rebecca Muirhead December 10, 2007
Get the Damien Ricingmug. A term of endearment towards any Chinese person, but primarily those who come to U.S. universities and achieve 4.0's purely to make their family proud.
While many consider "rice calculator" to be an insult, they tend to agree that it's normally a truthful statement.
While many consider "rice calculator" to be an insult, they tend to agree that it's normally a truthful statement.
Person 1: "Hey, you know that group of Chinese kids from class that always get perfect test scores?"
Person 2: "Yeah"
Person 1: "Why do they always speak in Mandarin and only hang out with the other chinks?"
Person 2: "Idk man, that's just what Rice Calculators do"
Person 2: "Yeah"
Person 1: "Why do they always speak in Mandarin and only hang out with the other chinks?"
Person 2: "Idk man, that's just what Rice Calculators do"
by AlohaSnackbarMaga May 31, 2018
Get the Rice Calculatormug. A slutty girl that hangs out with guys that drive ricers in order to get:
Popularity
laid
in an accident
Popularity
laid
in an accident
Smart guy: Damn you see all those rice beezys at the wal-mart parking lot with all the honda guys?
Lame dude: yeah I got with like 4 of them
Lame dude: yeah I got with like 4 of them
by Beast_dude_Playa March 26, 2009
Get the Rice Beezymug.