mud putter

a really loud, shitty scooter that generally
black people ride around the greater louisville area

dude, Dominique's mud putter blew up last night. looks like he's ridin his bike again.

by willie touchme August 1, 2008

Mud Monster

When a girl is twerking on a naked man and she sharts on his cock, making it look like a mud monster.

Gurl 1: omg I accidentally gave him a mud monster last night
Gurl 2: omg what happened
Gurl 1: he totally was into it though

by Killerkiwi February 23, 2021

mud visor

Commonly known as mud cap wiping. The act of post anal sex where a male stradles his partners neck to penis whip them in the eye to block out all harmful UV rays.

While Wilber was giving Laura a mud visor. He prematurely ejaculated temporarily crusting Laura's eyes shut.

by Mud button January 9, 2006

mud truck

a 4x4 vehicle used just to play in the mud.

Go to South Jersey and look at all the rednecks and their mud trucks

by south jersey joe October 23, 2008

mud-butt

Taking a shit that has the look and consistancy of mud. Usually leaves a feeling of burning.

I am never drinking like that again. I was on the toilet with mud-butt all morning.

by Jack February 26, 2005

mud butt

The sensation of your rectum filling up with shit that's less than solid. Impending diarrhea.

We drank a lot of booze mixed with prune juice to make it go down easier and an hour later we were startin' to get some serious mud butt.

by E-boy May 12, 2006

blurping mud

The act of wet farting with an especially low toned, bubble popping quality. Reminisent of geothermal mud pools, or molten lava, that expel gas through large surface bubbles.
Likely to leave uncomfortable 'reah splotch in undergarmets. Can be disastrous if one is freeballin'.

Possibly the root of the "brown noise."

I was trying to cut an SBD in the elevator, but ended up blurping mud in my shortpants!

by dfiantone December 16, 2005