Sunday Morning

Having sex in the morning. it does not have to be sunday however. If you sunday morning on a sunday morning you do however get extra points.

Yo i tried to sunday morning with that bitch but she wasnt down.

by lynch's brain October 16, 2008

Morning ride

A high achieved when waking up.

Yellowman: "Just gimme deh morning ride..."

by anewbox March 12, 2009

Morning Reverie

Hot, delicious, eye-opening, day-launching sex first thing in the morning.

I woke up with the desire for morning reverie on my mind, so I rolled over and took him into my mouth - what a way to greet the day...

by Superfly1 December 31, 2010

Morning splinter

Morning wood in the less well endowed.

I woke up but couldn't go outside because of an embarrassing case of morning splinter.

by The Etymologist March 20, 2009

Morning wood

When you wake up in the morning and have a boner

Man I got some morning wood

by Bacon62812 November 26, 2017

Morning glory

Noun
Common in all men.
When you wake up with an erected penis for no specific reason at all

I really need my morning pee, but it's so hard to aim with my morning glory !

by Legen- wait for it- DARY July 10, 2017

Noon In The Morning

The time between 11:30 in the morning and 12:00 noon.

I was gonna sleep in until evening yesterday, but some asswipe telemarketers called me at noon in the morning.

by Mick the Dick November 13, 2011