Of Mice and Men

One of the worst books I have ever read. It had horrible grammer and the majority of the novela did not mak sense. A big retard and his skinny friend work on a ranch. The retard kilss a puppy and a girl by petting them and shaking them too rough. The skinny friend shoots the retard to save him from jail.

How depressing. Thank god it was only 105 pages long. Don't read it.

Colleen: Do you want to read Of Mice and Men with me?
Jordan: *Sets self on fire*

by Sincerely Jordan September 22, 2008

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Haitian Men

They won’t cheat on ya, will take care of u. They are super faithful. They know how to cook and will always make u happy no matter what happens. They always take care of their families when there’s something wrong, you’ll never find a better man and dick u down real good.

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by Widney Coma August 31, 2019

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Men in skirts

A podcast of confusion

- I'ma goin' go home and rock out to some Men in Skirts.

- Wine is what I want. Men in skirts is what I need.

by Dr Ketamine April 19, 2008

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men are trash

the truth, scorching hot tea sister!

Person 1: Men are trash!
Person 2: Men can stay pressed because of these facts, but any half wit knows that it's true.
Person 1: Drag them sis!

by Pop Stan February 23, 2018

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Men

Attack them if they say something you don't like.

He said all I care about is getting big fat cocks inside me. It's true but I don't like that he said it. He doesn't have a big fat cock so he should be subordinate to other men. I'm not a whore. I just fuck retards for money.

by Hym Iam December 04, 2020

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