Catalan-ed

Just about as equivalent as a "cause i said so". This will usually happen when your attempting to do something and any person that is above you will just shit on your life on anything you try to do ever. This is usually backed up with a BIG bowl of bullshit.

Teacher: "Alright class we will be having a new seating chart"
You: "Can i sit in the back"
Teacher: "No you cant."
You: Why Not?
Teacher: "Cause I have seen you mess around a lot."
You: When?
Friend: "Don't fight it, you have just got catalan-ed."

by PipeFixerForeman December 5, 2018

A-loot-ed

The only proper way to say the word allotted.

All hail the Golden God.

God: "You have used the max a-loot-ed timeframe..."
Me: "Alloted?"
God: "max a-loot-ed"

by OrsonKrennicsGloriousWhiteCape November 29, 2019

ed head

SUPER ed sheeran fan

im a HUGE ed head when “perfect” comes on

by uwugaspy April 19, 2023

simo-ed

To try some off the wall tactics and end up failing to achieve your goal

You really simo-ed your attack in clan wars!

by no drama June 5, 2015

asterisk-ed

To add an asterisk to an achievement

The Philadelphia Phillies 2008 World Series title is asterisk-ed because Game 5 took too fucking long.

by Chris "Chief" Grady March 16, 2009

ed-ness

When someone does some unexplainable dumb shit

"I hate when people read out loud and mispronounce every simple word" that's Pure Ed-ness

by _violet_ May 4, 2018

A-wilkerson-ed

To be the type of guy who even though is a racist, loves sucking small black dick. Also drives a mustang. Physically abuses women, as well as children sexual.

He was completely A-wilkerson-ed. We caught him orally pleasing petite underaged black men.

by Betterluckruss1 December 12, 2020