check in with the chancellor

To act of advising your spouse or significant other about an event in which you wish to participate in that may be frowned upon. This person, "the chancellor" is able to veto the activity if and when they deem necessary, which is usually always.

"You wanna play cards with us tonight?"
"Yah, but I just have to check in with the chancellor first!"

by shadejack August 5, 2009

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FAT CHECK

When someone enormous is around your area

Oscar: Fat CHECK!!!
Logan: Bro not cool I only ate 12 big macs, 20 piece nuggets, 5 Charli's from Starbucks, and a fat cock!

not cool :C

by BigManOT December 12, 2020

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jude check

when some ignorant jewish kid tries to bully a german kid. instead of the german kid vibe checking the kid, he instead says "JUDE CHECK!" and then shoots him with a luger pistol.

some jewish kid, "haha german kid you have nazi ancestors!"
german kid, "JUDE CHECK!"
some jewish kid, "ohh noo!"
then the german shoots jew

by a grammar nazi (Valkcrier) November 25, 2019

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Check Edline

Doing anything sexual

Dude, me and Jane checked edline last night. It was epic!

Dude I've always wanted to check edline, but last night was the first time I actually did!

by Lax_Bro69 June 12, 2011

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retina check

When someone points out a wrong color, your are granted the power to check their retina. By doing this, you pull out their eyes, and check their retina. If you pass, the eyes are put back in. If you fail, your eyes get mauled by a baseball bat.

John : Nice purple sweatpants.
Jack : Their blue, dumbass. RETINA CHECK
John's eye is pulled out.
Jack : YOU FAIL
John's eyes are beaten with a bat.

by mrretina February 1, 2020

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