silicon pickle

1. A rubber dildo, only functional for pleasing non-discriminating, pathetic women who have enough with a cold, "flexible" item. 2. A person who is pathetic, without self-esteem, or too soft. 3. A dickhead, loser or prick.

First used on the screenplay/future movie "Turn (Marked contrast)", by Frank Vidal.
Joe: "Henry wants to ask you out, but he doesn't have the courage."
Steph: "Well, he better not get it, 'cause I'm not into silicon pickles."
by drfvidal May 17, 2006
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pickle weasel

a North American rodent found mostly in the lush grasslands. Feeds mainly on cucumbers pickled due to the intense acid rainfall that surrounds the habitat. When in danger, the notorious weasel will make a noise, sounding similar to "Schnikey, Schnikey!!" First debut in the big time: On the popular TV series That 70's Show.
I stepped on a pickle weasel, and it made a large "Schnikey!!"
by dahdahdahdahdah December 03, 2008
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Jar of Pickles

Any situation that you normally would not over-react to, but since you're already under a lot of stress from other situations, you blow it out of proportion.
Why won't this DVD play?!?!?" "Dude, take it easy, it's just a movie." "I know, I'm sorry. I've just been under a lot of stress with work and my girlfriend, and this was just another nail in the coffin. No biggie, just a jar of pickles.
by ResidentJared July 21, 2010
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Dill Pickle

oh my friend ed has got a dill pickle cock
by bradley lowery June 23, 2017
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pickle chugger

Someone who sucks cock. Often used as a slanderous term to describe homosexuals.
"That dude's such a Grade-A pickle chugger, he has calloused knees!"
by D.Gould February 27, 2006
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tickle the pickle

When you toss your long term Christian boyfriend off , you do this until he crys for god
"Last night charlie was screaming for god after I tickle the pickle so good"
by Pickletickled November 25, 2016
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Douche Pickle

1.) Someone creepy, irritating, and full of fail sauce.

2.) Someone lame, immature, and lacking of any positive character qualities.
<italic>Undersky is such a douche pickle.</italic>
<italic> The people who steal my words are douche pickles</italic>
by Kazarus September 04, 2009
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