A crappy portable multimedia player every crApple fanatics brag about (every crApple products are the best thing since sliced bread you know!) which has one of the lowest price/whatever is positive ratio to bring Jobs tons of cash.
-iPods suck, you can't even put the songs on it anywhere else!
-What the hell do you mean moron, they're the best thing since the universe was created! You just have to pay $1 to get them again on iTunes, that's great!
-What the hell do you mean moron, they're the best thing since the universe was created! You just have to pay $1 to get them again on iTunes, that's great!
by Meeeeeeeee August 22, 2007
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At $300, why whouldn't you pop another benjamin to get an iPhone? Or maybe save a benjamin and get yourself a nano with the same amount of memory, which does all the cool things but you can't grope it with your fingers. Who uses wi-fi anyways? iPod Touch sux.
by I want an iPhone September 24, 2007
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An iPod that can store songs, photos, podcasts, audiobooks, films, music videos, tv programs etc. basically it has a lot of useless expensive features. What kind of idiot pays $250 for a bulky mp3 player so they can watch videos on a 2 inch screen that is easily scratched?
guy 1: "hey check out my new iPod video!"
guy 2: "Dude you have a tv in the living room, a camera on your cellphone, and a normal mp3 player is less than half the price. What were you thinking?!"
guy 2: "Dude you have a tv in the living room, a camera on your cellphone, and a normal mp3 player is less than half the price. What were you thinking?!"
by Leezard July 12, 2007
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Get the ipod white mug.everyone who posts on here saying that that an ipod is the most expensive way to get music is a fucking idiot. an ipod doesnt change the way you download music. it just changes how you listen to it. stupid ass dicks. an ipod is great
by waterskier2007 June 27, 2008
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Dude 2: I set my Ipod down on the table and the screen broke...
Dude 1: sweet...
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Dude 1: sweet...
by Jen B January 9, 2008
Get the ipod mug.most unnecessarily hated mp3 player ever, even though its the only one that you can check your email and surf the web with. you pay for quality and if you dont want to pay for cool features, don't. go buy a zen that can't do all of those things. no software is quite as simple as ipod though, although the music is expensive for people who are too stupid to put music on itunes from limewire.
john:i fucking hate ipods, they are so gay.
me: what do you have?
John: a zen, it was half the price and its cool!
me: oh, what does it do?
John: oh, i can listen to music and online radio.
me: oh really? me too, but at the same time i can also email all my other friends with ipods on my full keyboard touchscreen while i play awesome games that you dont have on your zen.
John: oh shit, you can do a lot of shit that i can't.
me: i know. because i have an ipod and not a zen.
John. i need an ipod.
me: exactly.
me: what do you have?
John: a zen, it was half the price and its cool!
me: oh, what does it do?
John: oh, i can listen to music and online radio.
me: oh really? me too, but at the same time i can also email all my other friends with ipods on my full keyboard touchscreen while i play awesome games that you dont have on your zen.
John: oh shit, you can do a lot of shit that i can't.
me: i know. because i have an ipod and not a zen.
John. i need an ipod.
me: exactly.
by O'bouhillae October 7, 2009
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