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facebook only family

A family on Facebook that people create so they don't have to do anything in real life. Includes tagging photos as if they were really there , Posting Past pics and liking all your family photos but Haven't seen them in years..
Facebook only family's crack me up.
by crazyhadenough June 10, 2014
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dick only diet

diet which only consists of DICK
yeah i was with my boyfriend last night he really helps me stay on track with my dick only diet
by oooogaboooga May 15, 2019
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The only tree in the middle of a desert

Trees are like love, the strongest ones are those that went through the most. It usually never start strong, it could be cultivated by a professional scammer who kept dying and a god who can't stop living. The god who never cared about mortals came to protect one. The man who saw bonds as currency made one that's worth more than life itself. The god, despite having a clear path to escape, found himself back at the blazing desert yearning for the mortal that roots deep within him a tree that can never fall, one that stood tall through the death of spring and the winter storm, one that not even time can kill.

The man who tried desperately to survive decided to lay his life down for his sunshine to win, begging to die a third time - the last. The all knowing god suddenly speechless facing the man he spent his lives to protect. surrounded by cactuses and the voices of the dead, they spent their last time fighting each other, each punch was a thousand sorry. carrying out the will of the dead, the god won the worst loss of his lives. He stared at the horizon beyond the cliff, bidding his farewell to his feelings and to this world as a whole. He walked towards the sky, spreading his wings yet he did not fly. Only then, the tree stopped existing
"I’m technically free of his bonds, but I feel like I’ve got this moral obligation now. I don’t understand— I can’t let him die. I just— I don’t want to see him go"

And so, even the most unlikely people can grow the only tree in the middle of a desert.
by FindmeIdareyou April 6, 2022
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Only at luggys

You say it really loud when your at luggys takeaway "ONLY AT LUGGYS" its a typical Scottish word
Fucking staker baker all the funking way eoi only at luggys
by Only at luggys December 2, 2021
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COunciol (seggs) (only pro)

A group of degenerate trash bags who spout garbage everyday but are incredibly hilarious
AltoJinx: "Hey did you see what Atticus said in the COunciol (seggs) (only pro)?"
big ben: "Yeah it was about how much hayden sucked dick right?"
Pen Sharpie: "Yep, he made me mad so I'm gonna actually break his shit."
by AnAccountXII March 15, 2022
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the only people who deserve rights

The future kpop kings called Stray Kids are the only people who deserve rights.
by stanstraykidsandstreamgodsmenu September 15, 2020
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only to the people that understand sports

This sentence is used by many weird people but don’t take it offensively because what this really means the opposite and it means Kaleo has the biggest cock in the multiverse
Not talking to you guys. only to the people that understand sports.
by Mike hawk aka Kaleo March 10, 2022
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