Iphone

single-handedly the most expensive object in your household, that can SOMETIMES fit in your pocket.

While yes, Iphones are very good performance wise, they just haven't gotten cooler over the years, we just want a Iphone that is super cool.

Guy: Hey, did you hear? Apple made a new Iphone. Its only got like, one thing. I think its a..uh..new camera?

Apple enthusiast: HOLY SHIT I HAVE TO BUY THAT LIKE ONG THIS WILL BE THE BEST PRODUCT OF THE YEAR WHATS THE PRICE??/??//
Guy: 12,000 US dollars.
Apple enthusiast: ANYTHING FOR DADDY APPLE DOES IT COM E WITH INCLUDED LIGHTING CABLE, ASSHOLE WIPER, BUTTPLUG, PIPEBOMB, PORTABLE FLAMETHROWER, AND WINDSHIELD WIPERS???

by AI_Buni October 15, 2022

iphone

a little device that is used by most spolied bratty kids to store porn and watch tiktok.
it has other powers, such as replacing a desktop computer, and stuff like that.

also used to play garbage moblie games.

jim: hey, bob got a new iphone.
jimmy: what does use it for?
jim: to play weird mobile games.

by tiktok_sucks!!! September 20, 2022

iPhone Shine

Coined initially by Rebecca Felgate on the YouTube channel “Life’s Biggest Questions” in reference to the oddly missing entry in Apple’s smartphone portfolio: The iPhone 9. According to the video, the iPhone is a beauty beyond our comprehension of how phones look in this day in age, being essentially everything and nothing all at once.

I think Rebecca was right: We just aren’t ready for the beautiful iPhone Shine yet as a society.

by Winders 11 April 20, 2018

iPhone

1. A brand of phone made by the Apple company, using the iOS software

2. Those things that cause all the trouble

1. Guy1: "Hey dude, have you gotten the new iPhone recently?"

Guy2: "No man, those things suck"

Guy1: "Never talk to me again you old Cinnabon glazed with moldy cottage cheese"

2. Grandma: "Its those pesky iPhones again, isn't it? They always ruin everything."

by AppleSaucce45 March 18, 2022

iPhone rich

When sad people feel poor so they mistakenly buy an iPhone to look rich.

"Bret was embarrassed about being poor so he bought an iPhone because he heard they make you look rich. He's feeling rich now that he's iPhone rich."

by Vicky Vegas May 16, 2020

Iphone 15 pro max

some random brick that is expensive as fuck and breaks easily

Person 1:I just Got the new iphone 15 pro max
Person 2:Bro spent 1200$ for a brick that easily breaks

by studderblox January 20, 2024

Iphone

A peice of sh#t, the processor is only clocked at 0,001 ghz

A dumb piece of metal, that no one likes and it break's if you drop it on a floor made out of pillow's.
Iphone is shit, you should kys if you have one

by Iphone hater Lil pump official February 14, 2019