PLs fucking help vin diesel has been holding me captive for many years. He occasionally feeds me ice cubes and whispers in my ear "Think about erin shoving it in her mouldy minge". I want to kill myself but vin diesel has made it impossible. On my birthday he feeds me his seed in hopes I would produce an offspring for him which he will name Ralph.
by The Real William Shakespeare June 21, 2020
I am so fucking retarded.
by sofa king pimp March 31, 2010
A phrase that is used mostly by heterosexual couples to profess their love/ sexual attraction for each other at that moment.
It is sometimes used ironically between two straight guys to show gratitude for a thoughtful gesture.
It is sometimes used ironically between two straight guys to show gratitude for a thoughtful gesture.
(Man and Woman looking lovingly into each other's eyes) Woman: I am so gay for you right now.
Guy #1: Hey bro, I brought a two four for us to have while we watch the game
Guy #2 (deeply touched): ...dude... I am so gay for you right now....
Guy #1: Hey bro, I brought a two four for us to have while we watch the game
Guy #2 (deeply touched): ...dude... I am so gay for you right now....
by weeksfree February 09, 2010
“I solemnly swear I am up to no good”
by Billy & Bobby August 30, 2019
Girl: We are gonna have to break up?
Boy: Why? I thought you loved me...
Girl: I love you but i am not in love with you...
:(
Boy: Why? I thought you loved me...
Girl: I love you but i am not in love with you...
:(
by purplepurple October 22, 2009
a more militantly-minded version of the popular "you're about to get to know me"; instead of expressing its surface desire to become "properly introduced," this phrase is akin to the Shakespearean cry "into the breach once again dear friends" and is most likely used by an individual who wants to kick some serious tail
by Anonymous August 12, 2003
It means that the person can’t even deal with this right now, come get them when there drunk or something.
by Cosmog March 03, 2021