can't hold water

When you confide in someone and they immediately tell someone else when you told them not to

Cant keep a secret
I told Alicia furtively about my vaginal disease and the next day I found out that she told her boyfriend, and the cheer team! Black people can't hold water for nothing!
by Cindyloohoo February 26, 2014
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hold your horses

Stop what you're doing. Stop right where you are.
by slowest March 29, 2004
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gg hold the re

good game, hold the rematch!

this is used when you play other kids on gamebattles matches and you poop on them, you say gg hold the re scrub!
you just got pooped on, scrub. hold the re!
gg hold it!
ya holdin it?
ayo random hold the re.
gg hold the re, scrub.

gg and hold the re
by aYo sKruB July 09, 2009
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Ninja Strangle Hold

The act of doing a ninja ball behind someone with both hands and then wrapping them around someones face forcing them to breath in the gasses, thus causing them to first vomit from the smell, black out, and then fall on the ground and convulse.
Man I ate a huge bowl of chili, and I have been farting all day, so I snuck up on RC and did a ninja strangle hold. She vomited, passed out and convulsed. It was epic! Then I continued to Nazi stomp her.
by Ichi_Oni June 19, 2009
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hold up a fish

Well, I guess it's time to hold up a fish. See you in 20!
by blekah December 05, 2013
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too cold to hold

When someone is just too cool to be in a long lasting relationship with someone else and the other person cannot handle their coolness so they have to let go of them
Example 1:

"I think he's not interested me cause I'm just too cold to hold, he can't deal with it"

Example 2:

"Hey so remember the guy I was seeing, he kinda stopped talking to me all of a sudden, I don't get why"

"Girl!! Don't worry about it, you're just TOO COLD TO HOLD!!! It's not your fault if you're this cool! His loss"
by siennasmoke February 19, 2021
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hold my mule

Southern expression: To refrain from beating some one's ass.
Origin: Has something to do with Jesus and his mule.
Son: Mommy, my teacher called me a dummy.
Mom: Lawd! Somebody hold my mule!

Tom: I heard that you got fired.
Dan: Yeah, I had to hold my mule on them beeotches!

Trina: Girl! They repossessed my car!
Keshia: Hold my mule!!!
by CatSuga October 10, 2006
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